Alright, so I blame all of you for making it so difficult to actually choose someone for this (damn all of you for being appropriate for the role). After an hour of going from person to person and ref to ref, trying to pick someone off the cuff, I finally ended up assigning everyone a number and going with a random die roll (yes, I am a colossal nerd). Having 10 applicants (9 on the journal and 1 via telegram) and a d10 in easy reach made things simpler.

End result was a 2, which would correspond with  ndoto so congratulations to him on that (assuming he doesn't get smothered, crunched, or drowned in the experience). To everyone else, thanks for participating, I'm sorry I couldn't choose everyone, but I may do this again sometime in the future, so keep an eye out.