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Every Geriatric Porn ever
16 years ago
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Old woman falls
"Oh help I seem to have fallen sexily and cannot get up."
She uses her life-alert necklace to call 911.
Instead of a sexy young paramedic she gets an old geriatric man.
In a nurse outfit.
He pops a boner pill, and an hour later they have creaky old-person sex.
The old man breaks his shins/back trying to lift her for a kinky position.
Then they both have heart attacks.
The End.
"Oh help I seem to have fallen sexily and cannot get up."
She uses her life-alert necklace to call 911.
Instead of a sexy young paramedic she gets an old geriatric man.
In a nurse outfit.
He pops a boner pill, and an hour later they have creaky old-person sex.
The old man breaks his shins/back trying to lift her for a kinky position.
Then they both have heart attacks.
The End.
Someone is probably murring to it.
Right.
Now.