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Shower meme
15 years ago
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ecmajor
1 - Do you shower in the morning or evening?
Currently; evening and most often soaking in the bath tub... But, the optimal situation would be if one woke up, took a run before breakfast, showered, shaved and then went on with the day, come home and wash the filth from work off before bed.
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Bar, even if they're a bit of a germ-factory.
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Shampoo and conditioner.
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
No. Should I?
5 - Do you shave in the shower?
Nope, avid wet shaver. The shower is just there to make the face wet and soften the beard. You get out of there, without wiping your face, and grab your shave brush, lather up and get the straight razor. *slice slice*
6 - Do you sing in the shower?
No, I never got that... If I can't sing properly anywhere else, why would I do so in the shower?
7 - Do you use a washcloth?
Nah...
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
Neither! I get to wipe my bathroom floor afterwards.
9 - Have you ever taken a call in the shower?
...No. Who would? Poor phones!
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
Yes, I did for a couple of weeks when I was like, eight or whatever. Retarded experience.
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
If you count showering after PE/gym class, sure.
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
Never, I know, I'm lame.
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone?
My family, but I keep the door locked when it's my turn.
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
No, I have done a few times though.
15 - Do you wear a shower cap?
No... Perhaps I should!
16 - Do you wash behind your ears?
...Why shouldn't you? The cleansing ritual of a grown man shall include all areas of filth.
17 - Describe your shower in three words.
Bathtub and hose.
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower?
Get a real shower cabin.
19 - What would make your shower time better for you?
A real shower cabin, and perhaps put something to sit on. The Japanese know how to do things!
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with?
Jewel Staite. ...Oh shut up, you would too.
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
Arnold the govenator. That would be weird... But so would any celeb I guess.
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
Water. Well that's not true. I guess one could do it the ancient greek way with olive oil and whatnot...
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
When it starts raining on my face (that is, if I'm soaking in the tub rather). The water vapour condenses on the roof and starts dripping down.
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Uhm... I have absolutely no clue...
25 - When was the last time you showered?
Like, for real in a real shower, excluding school/gym shower? Some seven odd years I think. If you don't include the minute I take to rinse soap of from the bathtub... I hate soap residue...
26 - When are you going to take a shower next?
Who knows, since I don't own one. I'm going to wash up tomorrow though, because I can't be arsed with doing so today. I'm not going anywhere, and I can be as filthy as I please in the company of myself.
ecmajor1 - Do you shower in the morning or evening?
Currently; evening and most often soaking in the bath tub... But, the optimal situation would be if one woke up, took a run before breakfast, showered, shaved and then went on with the day, come home and wash the filth from work off before bed.
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Bar, even if they're a bit of a germ-factory.
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Shampoo and conditioner.
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
No. Should I?
5 - Do you shave in the shower?
Nope, avid wet shaver. The shower is just there to make the face wet and soften the beard. You get out of there, without wiping your face, and grab your shave brush, lather up and get the straight razor. *slice slice*
6 - Do you sing in the shower?
No, I never got that... If I can't sing properly anywhere else, why would I do so in the shower?
7 - Do you use a washcloth?
Nah...
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
Neither! I get to wipe my bathroom floor afterwards.
9 - Have you ever taken a call in the shower?
...No. Who would? Poor phones!
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
Yes, I did for a couple of weeks when I was like, eight or whatever. Retarded experience.
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
If you count showering after PE/gym class, sure.
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
Never, I know, I'm lame.
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone?
My family, but I keep the door locked when it's my turn.
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
No, I have done a few times though.
15 - Do you wear a shower cap?
No... Perhaps I should!
16 - Do you wash behind your ears?
...Why shouldn't you? The cleansing ritual of a grown man shall include all areas of filth.
17 - Describe your shower in three words.
Bathtub and hose.
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower?
Get a real shower cabin.
19 - What would make your shower time better for you?
A real shower cabin, and perhaps put something to sit on. The Japanese know how to do things!
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with?
Jewel Staite. ...Oh shut up, you would too.
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
Arnold the govenator. That would be weird... But so would any celeb I guess.
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
Water. Well that's not true. I guess one could do it the ancient greek way with olive oil and whatnot...
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
When it starts raining on my face (that is, if I'm soaking in the tub rather). The water vapour condenses on the roof and starts dripping down.
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Uhm... I have absolutely no clue...
25 - When was the last time you showered?
Like, for real in a real shower, excluding school/gym shower? Some seven odd years I think. If you don't include the minute I take to rinse soap of from the bathtub... I hate soap residue...
26 - When are you going to take a shower next?
Who knows, since I don't own one. I'm going to wash up tomorrow though, because I can't be arsed with doing so today. I'm not going anywhere, and I can be as filthy as I please in the company of myself.
