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Captain's Log - Stargate--No, wait.
15 years ago
I've noticed a massive influx of watchers recently, and while I wholeheartedly appreciate the desire to stare at me as I do my particular antics, I can't help but be...wary.
This is a massive coupe, isn't it? You can tell me, friends. Several pastries and quantites of alcohol for the one who fesses up first. Trust me, I am honorbound by this promise.
~Captain Jack Sparrow
This is a massive coupe, isn't it? You can tell me, friends. Several pastries and quantites of alcohol for the one who fesses up first. Trust me, I am honorbound by this promise.
~Captain Jack Sparrow
You've been lacking on your drinking.
We've come to remedy that. :|
My captains log: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1256469/
The innuendo is palpable.
I don't think I can directly link you to it, but you need to scroll down to the bottom, click 'more', and it's under the question about the most over used meme. Hope that helps. ;o
Behind you, a three-headed monkey!
Alright, I'll accept that offer. You go that way, I'll go home. -flee-
I'LL GARRETTE YE WIT ME FINGERS, BY THUNDER!!
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...Still thinking...
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...*raises a digit to signify one moment.* ...
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Uhh...No.
My peanut- no.. Wait... My rum.
wot? *belch*
Mmm...banana's foster. or somesuch.
You may keep the rum!
*runs to the place in qustion, dragging his sword with him*
captain, put your log away
Through petty fickles and tall fights did that mutinous swab throw me overboard with an empty barrel!!
I floated for day, or was is years? I'm not quite sure, but then I found land.
As I ot up, I screamed with pain "WHERE'S ALL THE F---ING RUM?!".
And I was dragged to the cages by men in blue! Men, in blue... Weilding not swords! But STICKS! I laughed, I laughed in their faces and withdrew my blade.
And then woke up in that cage! With a stinging pain in my side... Curious.
They let me out, and that's when I found these... Kompyooters.
At first I thought it was a portal to some far away place, magic, if you will.
Then I figured out what they are, and how to use them.
And I began to stalk Fender... Stalk him on this... This... [u]world wide web[/b]
and he involuntarily showed me, that YOU are the worthy Capt'n!
I tip my hat to you.
I would return the complimentary tipping of said hat, but individuals are prone to nab such treasured sundries with even that slight gesture. Precautions, savvy?
I have not seen, nor sailed apon the seas for many-a-year.
But my passion does not rest!
For rumor says you dealt with the Kraken!
I nearly spat my only swig of rum when I heard about it!
The onset of watchers were sent over to study you so they could make another movie in which thousands of vampires board the Black Pearl, because the last movie lost the younger "twilight crowd".
I don't think you have anything to fear, just keep your hands in from the edge of the ship, all meat items locked tightly in the hold and daily counts of the Rum supply and you should make it through this.
May the winds be at your back Captain.
Luckily, we happen to have a sizeable store of garlic on the ship. It helps contribute to the pirate musk, you see.
Or buy him dinner; that should cement a fond relationship.
Dirty comments aside, I could make this occur...for the right price!
But why assist the bipedal cephalopod when you could attain something much greater than souls?
I speak of carrion..and fruit. A raven feast, truly. And in my line of work, there is enough dead flesh around to feed the lot of you and then some! That is, assuming you align with me.
So, do we have an accord?
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I have fine intoxicants from Wisconsin and other exotic ports and YOU won't be at FWA!!!
Curse your black heart!!
-Z
Capetian, I do believe that you've been induced into a slightly hallucinogenic stupor due to the fact that you drank almost ALL my absinthe over the course of the past 3 hours. That's not what urked me. it was the fact that you neglected the formality of sharing in the moment of revelry with the owner of said wonderous beverage. Here, kill off the last angel share of absinthe and then let's crack open a barrel of Port to amend the past greivence.
*forks over the bottle and then taps the berrel of Port wine* Drink up me hearty yo ho!
by the by, after careful negotiations with the various ninja clans, I have come to a consensus on their requests. they state that if you bring them exotic ladies from afar (as they put it, "Gaijin geshas" or some rot along those lines) and various alcaholic beverages and types of tobacco, they will endever to staive off the imminant attack they have planned. barring the booze and smokes, they asked for spices raided from the East India traiding company. whatever was available for them to sell on the black market. I told them I'd figure out your standpoint on the situation.... plus I never mentioned that the wenches would be "intact" as it were upon arival if you get my drift. savvy? *raises tankard of port up to saluite the antics*
You two do bear an uncanny resemblance...
there is no intention of taking over your boat
there is no intention of replacing your rum with scope mouthwash
we will not stab you in the face with donuts
there is no plot to take compromising pictures of you sober to put on the net or holiday cards
it is only your imagination and not a small refuge child living in your duct work
you are entirely safe
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3581024
Rum is a beast in all of its own. I love it.