This is why Spring is my least favorite season. Just because of so goddamned much pollen in the air, kickstarting my way into sneezing my head off for the better part of the season. So weird that my favorite and least favorite seasons are so close to one another... I'd actually prefer the order reversed. Deal with the suck first, then get the awesome next.

Anyway, fuck Mother Nature, that two bit whore. She should just go off herself with the most awesome bear that her fat ass could produce and leave me the hell alone. PAVE IT ALL. PAVE IT ALL OVER WITH CONCRETE AND STONE.

Or just stop having all the plants by sending out their jizz on birds and bees and hoping it lands on some other bitch-ass flowering plant. Especially those goddamned ragweed and grass pollens or whatever. :V


In sum, Mother Nature's a whore, so go fuck your yard with the nearest blunt object. Maybe she'll feel the anal rape and cry mercy. :V

Buh bye. :V