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18 years ago
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as quoth from 
maus_merryjest,
as of May 15th, 2007
Jerry Severe Fundamentalist Baptist Minister "Queers Caused 9/11" Fawell passed away today at the age of 73.
(Direct quote: ""I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America," he said. "I point the finger in their face and say 'You helped this happen.'")
Falwell was found unconscious and without a pulse in his office at Liberty University, the college he founded in Lynchburg, Virginia, said Ron Godwin, the school's executive vice president. Since he had never had a heart to begin with, it took them a little while to actually determine that he was dead.
One week before his death, Falwell told CNN's Christiane Amanpour he needed at least 20 more years to accomplish his vision for Liberty University. Falwell told the story of Hezekiah, who in the Bible asked to live for 15 more years. "I want to see the nation return to the Judeo-Christian ethic," he said.
I guess this means "Transaction Denied"
An epistemological blight, a cruel, horrible, horrid man has been wiped from the earth by the natural process of death. He is no longer alive to spew vitriol and hatred on others .
What took him so long?
I feel horrible.
I really do, because, deep down inside...
I AM SCREAMING BOOYAH, MOTHAFUCKAH! BOOYAH!! IN YOUR -FACE- YOU UPTIGHT HYPOCRITICAL HATE-MONGERING FUCKSTICK! HAVE FUN IN HELL YOU WORTHLESS MISERABLE BAG OF INEXCUSABLE -SHIT-!!!
...*ahem*.
HAY GAIS I HAEVS AN IDEA!! LETS GO PICKET HIS FUNERAL LOL
Actually I -wish- I could, for just one day, have standards as low as this dead motherfucker's just so I can enact some righteous indignation and defile his every hope of an afterlife with some good old-fashioned corpse desecration. But unfortunately I -still- have too much tact to do it even if I do oh-so-vehemently wish someone would.
I feel as if all the hatred that died with him has left a vaccuum, and all of the misery he spread out all over the world wants to cave back in upon him, as if the dead sea, forced open, decided to crash back down upon an unworthy moses impersonator. Or something like that :
but here it comes... the guilt. Yes. I am glad he can't spread his damage anymore, but even if he chose to devalue his humanity so much, he was still a human being, and now he's dead. There must've been a point when he didn't find so much joy in his evils against others, but that kind, rational person was dead long ago, as well. In all honesty, I think I will mourn that we could not save him from himself.
'cos if there were a hell, he'd probably be there right now, and I don't mean that in a funny way. I've had my fun with this post, and now it's time for me to say... may God, the Gods, the fates, the powers, the universal will, the sanctity of existence its very self, have mercy on whatever kind of soul he might have had left... I would much rather see him enlightened to the ways of peace and harmony rather than suffering eternal punishment for something he doesn't even understand :(
(That was healthy... joy, to hate, to sorrow, to pity; I think that's where this cycle of emotion completes.)
maus_merryjest,as of May 15th, 2007
Jerry Severe Fundamentalist Baptist Minister "Queers Caused 9/11" Fawell passed away today at the age of 73.
(Direct quote: ""I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America," he said. "I point the finger in their face and say 'You helped this happen.'")
Falwell was found unconscious and without a pulse in his office at Liberty University, the college he founded in Lynchburg, Virginia, said Ron Godwin, the school's executive vice president. Since he had never had a heart to begin with, it took them a little while to actually determine that he was dead.
One week before his death, Falwell told CNN's Christiane Amanpour he needed at least 20 more years to accomplish his vision for Liberty University. Falwell told the story of Hezekiah, who in the Bible asked to live for 15 more years. "I want to see the nation return to the Judeo-Christian ethic," he said.
I guess this means "Transaction Denied"
An epistemological blight, a cruel, horrible, horrid man has been wiped from the earth by the natural process of death. He is no longer alive to spew vitriol and hatred on others .
What took him so long?
I feel horrible.
I really do, because, deep down inside...
I AM SCREAMING BOOYAH, MOTHAFUCKAH! BOOYAH!! IN YOUR -FACE- YOU UPTIGHT HYPOCRITICAL HATE-MONGERING FUCKSTICK! HAVE FUN IN HELL YOU WORTHLESS MISERABLE BAG OF INEXCUSABLE -SHIT-!!!
...*ahem*.
HAY GAIS I HAEVS AN IDEA!! LETS GO PICKET HIS FUNERAL LOL
Actually I -wish- I could, for just one day, have standards as low as this dead motherfucker's just so I can enact some righteous indignation and defile his every hope of an afterlife with some good old-fashioned corpse desecration. But unfortunately I -still- have too much tact to do it even if I do oh-so-vehemently wish someone would.
I feel as if all the hatred that died with him has left a vaccuum, and all of the misery he spread out all over the world wants to cave back in upon him, as if the dead sea, forced open, decided to crash back down upon an unworthy moses impersonator. Or something like that :
but here it comes... the guilt. Yes. I am glad he can't spread his damage anymore, but even if he chose to devalue his humanity so much, he was still a human being, and now he's dead. There must've been a point when he didn't find so much joy in his evils against others, but that kind, rational person was dead long ago, as well. In all honesty, I think I will mourn that we could not save him from himself.
'cos if there were a hell, he'd probably be there right now, and I don't mean that in a funny way. I've had my fun with this post, and now it's time for me to say... may God, the Gods, the fates, the powers, the universal will, the sanctity of existence its very self, have mercy on whatever kind of soul he might have had left... I would much rather see him enlightened to the ways of peace and harmony rather than suffering eternal punishment for something he doesn't even understand :(
(That was healthy... joy, to hate, to sorrow, to pity; I think that's where this cycle of emotion completes.)
ACEofFATE
~aceoffate
FUCK THAT BASTARD!!! i actualy know somone who is plannin to rip up the grave in a couple weeks. i truly believe the world is beter wiout him, ma only regret is that i didnt get to kill him myself.
Cy Draegur
~stonehawk
OP
... well, it's not like he's IN that corpse anymore; and what that husk stands for is likely more deserving of defacement than just his posthumous name. Though, I begin to wonder if this will just get all the extremists up in arms about the so-called 'evils' of people who aren't exactly like them.
ACEofFATE
~aceoffate
it is inevitable that all the other bastards will be at that drop. then theywil star complanin that none else is there to "honor" the noble dead.
