Dark Pact's Lady Deathwhisper song.
15 years ago
"Father! Is it... over?"
Myself and another person in a guild made a song for our heroic Lady Deathwhisper kill since we wiped to it 90 times. He did the song, I made the lyrics.
http://www.deeprapturestudios.net/D.....DWremaster.mp3
Are you mad bro?
Are you sad bro?
Are you fat and bad, I need to know .. bro
(x2)
What do you do when you stand in fire? (wipe it) Hit a ghost and let your life expire? (wipe it) Stand too close, eat a cleave to the face? (wipe it)
Spread defile to the whole human race? (wipe it) (let music play; when beat picks up) Gonna ride this fail, til' the wheels fall off (repeated x3). Gonna Gonna ride it gonna gonna ride it gonna gonna .. ride it off!
Lady Deathwhisper, call her Lady Double D's, she's a fine lookin' skelly if you know what I mean, bringing the pain with Death and
Decay, as your raid looks at you in dismay. It's a tough tough life when you're living on the edge, running into ghosts and they blow
off your head. Make a bet if we wipe, double or nothing, here in Dark Pact.. it's always something!
Blaze is eating Zebra cakes repeated.... oh my god he stuffs his face, Blaze is eating Zebra cakes.
Wasting our raid time with a list of excuses, oblivious to the pain that this induces. I don't know guys, it's been fine all night long, I've cycled my modem more than
Lance Armstrong. My cat needs her dinner
and my dog needs lunch, my girlfriends here and I miss her a bunch. The disappearing acts and the Afk cult, Nem got hit with a lightning bolt.
No show to raids, you're worse than Stalin, Nice try Stu.. yeah nice try Stumarlyn.
Gonna Ride this fail til' the wheels fall off. (x2) lacing up my training wheels, hold on tight... my pink basket... pink basket.. means I'm ready to fight!
Lady Deathwhisper, call her Lady Double D's, wiping our raid and making us scream. 90 wipes and lots of Novocain, Death and Decay,
gonna bring the pain! Nobody callin' kicks- it's the great vent Schism, stupidity giving Nem an aneurysm. It's the Dark Pact way to have a lucky attempt,
Then piss away the night in malcontent.
Dialogue:
Etru > Hey Saurfang, how's it hangin'?
Saur> RAWWRRR, ME ANGRY, GONNA SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!
Etru> Easy big boy I'm just getting my Larp on.
Saur> Ooooh, are you in need of my Warsong?! To crush your enemies and smash your foes. Rip out their guts like a garden hose. Make them bleed from every orifice, make your crits hit for super ginormous. My songs so scary.. make the monsters scream, and alt tab your enemies with the power of Steam. Sting like a scorpion, laugh like a jackal, shred off your face like a pterodactyl. I bang this drum here...now what do you think?
Etru > Nah it's all good bro, here, hold my drink."
Mike Tyson ending >
Tyson is back with a brand new mission, knocking these chumps straight outta commission, for the pain I deal I should charge for admission, Hit the pope so hard, I made him a Christian. On a dark stormy night thrall gave me a vision,
to start my own show where I race lots of pigeons. Now this is the end to the Deathwhisper story, it was cold and gruesome, and parts were gorey. (say faster) I hope you enjoyed, but I gotta jet, Meia got stuck in my new corvette.
http://www.deeprapturestudios.net/D.....DWremaster.mp3
Are you mad bro?
Are you sad bro?
Are you fat and bad, I need to know .. bro
(x2)
What do you do when you stand in fire? (wipe it) Hit a ghost and let your life expire? (wipe it) Stand too close, eat a cleave to the face? (wipe it)
Spread defile to the whole human race? (wipe it) (let music play; when beat picks up) Gonna ride this fail, til' the wheels fall off (repeated x3). Gonna Gonna ride it gonna gonna ride it gonna gonna .. ride it off!
Lady Deathwhisper, call her Lady Double D's, she's a fine lookin' skelly if you know what I mean, bringing the pain with Death and
Decay, as your raid looks at you in dismay. It's a tough tough life when you're living on the edge, running into ghosts and they blow
off your head. Make a bet if we wipe, double or nothing, here in Dark Pact.. it's always something!
Blaze is eating Zebra cakes repeated.... oh my god he stuffs his face, Blaze is eating Zebra cakes.
Wasting our raid time with a list of excuses, oblivious to the pain that this induces. I don't know guys, it's been fine all night long, I've cycled my modem more than
Lance Armstrong. My cat needs her dinner
and my dog needs lunch, my girlfriends here and I miss her a bunch. The disappearing acts and the Afk cult, Nem got hit with a lightning bolt.
No show to raids, you're worse than Stalin, Nice try Stu.. yeah nice try Stumarlyn.
Gonna Ride this fail til' the wheels fall off. (x2) lacing up my training wheels, hold on tight... my pink basket... pink basket.. means I'm ready to fight!
Lady Deathwhisper, call her Lady Double D's, wiping our raid and making us scream. 90 wipes and lots of Novocain, Death and Decay,
gonna bring the pain! Nobody callin' kicks- it's the great vent Schism, stupidity giving Nem an aneurysm. It's the Dark Pact way to have a lucky attempt,
Then piss away the night in malcontent.
Dialogue:
Etru > Hey Saurfang, how's it hangin'?
Saur> RAWWRRR, ME ANGRY, GONNA SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!
Etru> Easy big boy I'm just getting my Larp on.
Saur> Ooooh, are you in need of my Warsong?! To crush your enemies and smash your foes. Rip out their guts like a garden hose. Make them bleed from every orifice, make your crits hit for super ginormous. My songs so scary.. make the monsters scream, and alt tab your enemies with the power of Steam. Sting like a scorpion, laugh like a jackal, shred off your face like a pterodactyl. I bang this drum here...now what do you think?
Etru > Nah it's all good bro, here, hold my drink."
Mike Tyson ending >
Tyson is back with a brand new mission, knocking these chumps straight outta commission, for the pain I deal I should charge for admission, Hit the pope so hard, I made him a Christian. On a dark stormy night thrall gave me a vision,
to start my own show where I race lots of pigeons. Now this is the end to the Deathwhisper story, it was cold and gruesome, and parts were gorey. (say faster) I hope you enjoyed, but I gotta jet, Meia got stuck in my new corvette.