No stonecrafts. Only murdering elves with magma.

Oh lord there's a new version of dwarf fortress and I installed it and suddenly it's the afternoon. I'm hungry :<

It's like I'm playing Dorf Fortress in real life

Much like people on the internet, Dwarves go literally insane if you don't keep them occupied :o

You also unleash HORRIBLE DEMONS if you dig too deep through things.

I just find grubs and red clay.

I'd love to do stonecraft but that's... in the future a bit.

Can you take photos of this beautiful onyx?

I could but I'm worn out and it's outside. I almost brought it inside.

Kobold has stolen a bra, and equipped it to it's head.

Ahhhh, the joys of Dork fort, we need to do an FA bloodline game lol

i just finished updating my personal custom species into the new version... took a few hours to get it done, but its all bug free now.

its a full race of anthro dragons with scales and their own set of weapons and armor.

i havent added in the draconian pets or plants i used to have into the new version yet, but im playing a fort now.

Well I'm gonna need another load of rocks for my yard. It'd be nice if I could engineer something to help unload that. Shit's heavy.

Afraid I'm out of the loop on this one...

Onyx you say?

My dad used to be huge into geology. Very interesting. I'll let him know and I can pass along his interest if he has any.

It sounds truly lovely though. Can't wait to see it.

Probably calcite, to be honest.

That's a shame.

Still I'd like to see it. My dad goes crazy for rocks.

Oh no, that's good, because it's softer than real onyx. I'll have to ask the guy at the place to be sure though but it looks great either way.

Hrm. Rocks is indeed heavy. Do they need a rule 34?
I like my minerals and stones and such, but am crap with crafting things with mah hands. D:

The only thing sadder than the fact that people think you're talking about Dwarf Fort is the fact that they've made me doubt that you aren't.

the 100lb rock I had to lift three times says different.

Can't talk.. troglodytes everywhere.. beating .. everyone..