lol, did you just get introduced to it? The only way you aren't gonna have a bad time with SMAW is if you're covered in leather and wool. Sparks get EVERYWHERE, even your ears!
I've done mig welding at my job but I just didn't think about it and now my shins are basically sunburnt from the bottom up. It's a fairly large machine too, I got it for free for helping clean out a garage. I am not going to post a picture of the thing I did, I would hesitate to call it a weld. It's more like a giant mess.
Oh, just sunburn. That happens to the best of them. I had a welding teacher, 25+ year career, come in to class one day with sharp tanlines on his collar bone because fuck it, let's do it live.
I fairly recently poured some molten tin into a thing that had a droplet of water on it and got a penny sized third degree burn on my forehead. I haven't actually ever burned myself with a soldering iron though.
All you need is the patented Safety Squint!
in my early soldering attempts, I once tried to brush some with my finger without thinking. It was dumb.