Well yeah, it almost escaped my thoughts as to why today was a bit more important than the other days. Of course, as already stated, today is the annual celebration of breaking free of a calcium dense shell called an egg.

Either way, drench me in confetti and rape me silly, i don't care *laughs*. Hopefully today will be a bit more out of the ordinary, at least I'm hoping. Nothing like a bowl full of Chaos to kick the day off... Yeah yeah, i know its 3:30 in the morning, I should probably sleep.

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What? Why are you staring at me like that? Did you see me eat Winnie the Pooh and then me bouncing around on my tail like some giant spring like Tigger?

.....?

Oh right, the rape thing... *tucks tail between legs*

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YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST! *cliche sound of speed followed by a plume of dust in his wake* AH KU KU KU KU YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!