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Beer Battered Jeans
15 years ago
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So allow me to tell you a story a story about a crow (
) and a ram (
)
It all started late Sunday night when Kenket and Rukis approached me.
"KAW!" said exclaimed Kenket, "YOU WILL TAKE RUKIS AND I TO THE AIRPORT!"
Rukis backed Kenket's statement by performing an epic pelvic thrust to my face! While the pelvis never actually connected with my face I actually ended up falling backwards into
's lap temporarily passed out.
I awoke several minutes later with a burning sticky sensation in my rump, but shrugged it off as nothing at all, and once my vision cleared I saw Kenket and Rukis still standing before me awaiting an answer.
"Uhhh.. sure!" I managed, still managing to regain my composure.
"KAW!! THAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER!" Kenket proclaimed.
Rukis again concurred by yet another epic pelvic thrust. I awoke to find my mouth sticky this time...
Alright, so that's not how the story actually starts but I found it amusing.
The predicament was, in a conversation I had earlier with Kenket, was that she wanted to avoid using Marta again. Feeling her pain, I decided to help her out by driving her to the airport.
Since I was hellbent on avoiding traffic I got there a little earlier than usual. So early enough in fact we got to have a nice dinner, the three of us. One of the things I will never forget about speaking with the two is that talking art with them feels like my brain and passions are feeding. They are awesome and really nice people.
So we came up to the discussion of another artist and since I hadn't heard the artist's name, Kenket, in a mad flurry of passion for art, brought out her laptop crashing her beer and spilling it aallll over my jeans.
Lol noooo I wasn't frustrated or angry, things like that are just hillarious. Though i have to admit, being a non drinker myself ( no i don't drink suprisingly enough) smelling like beer on my way home.
Since I didn't really feel like going into every single detail about the amazing con that was FWA, I figured I'd share an amusing story from it :3
I hope you all enjoy!
_________
Oh!
Currently plowing through commissions, updated commissions list and 3 wishes installments will be on time tomorrow!!
) and a ram (
)It all started late Sunday night when Kenket and Rukis approached me.
"KAW!" said exclaimed Kenket, "YOU WILL TAKE RUKIS AND I TO THE AIRPORT!"
Rukis backed Kenket's statement by performing an epic pelvic thrust to my face! While the pelvis never actually connected with my face I actually ended up falling backwards into
's lap temporarily passed out.I awoke several minutes later with a burning sticky sensation in my rump, but shrugged it off as nothing at all, and once my vision cleared I saw Kenket and Rukis still standing before me awaiting an answer.
"Uhhh.. sure!" I managed, still managing to regain my composure.
"KAW!! THAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER!" Kenket proclaimed.
Rukis again concurred by yet another epic pelvic thrust. I awoke to find my mouth sticky this time...
Alright, so that's not how the story actually starts but I found it amusing.
The predicament was, in a conversation I had earlier with Kenket, was that she wanted to avoid using Marta again. Feeling her pain, I decided to help her out by driving her to the airport.
Since I was hellbent on avoiding traffic I got there a little earlier than usual. So early enough in fact we got to have a nice dinner, the three of us. One of the things I will never forget about speaking with the two is that talking art with them feels like my brain and passions are feeding. They are awesome and really nice people.
So we came up to the discussion of another artist and since I hadn't heard the artist's name, Kenket, in a mad flurry of passion for art, brought out her laptop crashing her beer and spilling it aallll over my jeans.
Lol noooo I wasn't frustrated or angry, things like that are just hillarious. Though i have to admit, being a non drinker myself ( no i don't drink suprisingly enough) smelling like beer on my way home.
Since I didn't really feel like going into every single detail about the amazing con that was FWA, I figured I'd share an amusing story from it :3
I hope you all enjoy!
_________
Oh!
Currently plowing through commissions, updated commissions list and 3 wishes installments will be on time tomorrow!!
Probably I was just so happy to have a lift literally INTO the airport from three blocks from my hotel, that I didn't even notice the inconvenience.
RAGE
KENKET SMASH
*SQUEAK-table bent*
...
THE WATER HAS BEEN AVENGED.
NJTransit breaks down all the time and is INSANELY expensive, and they're only raising the fares.
...no, seriously. XD Got a chuckle outta me, heh
And what an amusing story it was, too. I can't wait until I build a collection of stories of my own~