Jaiden for president! (btw i really did vote for myself in the last election...)

1. big red dragon rawr
2. as soon as the next biggest free mmorpg comes out
3. cause its amusing?
4. shy guys are red not blue
5. well its definately not money trees thats for sure
6. they have phycic powers
7. im in there... and we are not baking a cake ;)
8. birds don't usually have enough for the fare so they fly
9. smeck smeck smeck...
10. pudding.. is a lot like jazz no wait... the new coke.. no wait... its a lot like kodiak film heh heh heh
11. only over the intarweb
12. 69?
13. yeah its like "you maniacs! you finally actually blew it up DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL"
14. no they don't listen very well so they don't think about using the phone
15. there is no light
16. cause the people who drive them are crazy
17. not with the decline of videogames :P
18. well when a hyper endowed herm loves antoher hyper endowed herm.... need i say more?
19. see "honey i blew up the kid"
20. they usually eat a 7-11 so that keeps them going 24/7
21. cause he aint yeller!
22. its best not to make the train tip with turning
23. well this alien overlord took a bunch of aliens and dumped them in a volcano and took thier souls, he brainwashed the souls and put the evil souls of the other aliens to make people miserable depressed and emo
24. they are in the hearts of all believers of macro sex... and in thier loins as well ;)
25. the chicks with big boobs gain slut powers from thier mamaries
26. they ARE fighter jets
27. the other clouds were failed experiments to attempt to make people happy
28. if i knew dragomike i'd tell ya
29. only if his name was penis
30. i think it was poorly translated
31. fat people will no longer be discriminated?
32. no but i have a large pen24 but its almost out of ink though
33. well you start seeing laws like every one has to jack off at least twice a day

hahaha!!!! I like your responses! There funny!

ty and i just remembered some shyguys are blue i beleive

you know what, I made a typing error in that question. I didn't mean to say shy, even though you knew what it was anyway. I ment to say sky, why is the sky blue. But I do think that shy guys are blue also, you just don't see em as much as the reds.

1. What are you? A Grizzly.

2. Are you ever gonna go on an amazing adventure? I hope so one day, with my Blue Panda...

3. Why do fools fall in love? Becuase they are fools.

4. Why is the sky blue? It's the depth of air. Like how a hole progressively gets black as you see deeper..

5 What is that stuff that grows out the ground? Worms?

6. How can you feet smell if they don't have a nose? Because you have a nose! DUHduhDUHHH!

7. How is in the kitchen with Dyna? My dog's name is Dyna...I don't allow him in the kitchen.

8. Why do birds fly south for the winter, can't they just take a bus? People don't like birds on buses, and besides, buses can't cross the ocean.

9. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Puth.

10. Why is pudding funny? It's the "udd(ood)" in pudding.

11. Do you know anybody that is a herm? No. But it would ba awesome to know one.

12. I'm thinking of a # between 1 and 1, what is it. Uhhh...11?

13. If a nuke blows up a nearby town, does a tree make a sound when it falls? Sure, but you won't hear it because you'll be dead.

14. Carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone? Mmm...Your penis got one eye, can it dial a phone?

15. When you close the refridgerator, does the little light stays on? Nah...the "little man" in the fridge put's it off so he can sleep.

16. Why do they call them locomotives when thy aren't crazy? Because half the world don't speak Spanish.

17. Is there another level? Hell yeah. But beat this one first.

18. Where do babies come form? Your hole.

19. Where do Macro babies come from? Same place.

20. How come macro herms are horny 24/7? Are they? Wow.

21. Why is Master Cheif green? Because he want to look like a mantis.

22. Why don't trains have stearring wheels? The tracks are there for that reason.

23. Why are people meserable? Because they have woman.

24. Where is Ferris and Cougr? Uhh...in the pokey?

25. Why do kids get molested by chicks with big boobs? I'm sure it's the other way round.

26. Why don't dragons and birds fly fighter jets? Dragons are huge. Birds can't hold on to the steering.

27. Since there is a cloud 9, whatever happened to clouds 1 thru 8? They are the distance from hell to heaven. cloud one is hell.

28. How can DragoMike eat soo much? Coz he's a hungry dragon.

29. Does Jake Long's name sound perverted? No, but Dick Long, maybe.

30. When he says the phrase "Dragon Up'' does that means he is gitting hard or something? It's to level up! You have reached the next level.

31. What happens when hamburgers fall from the sky? People get soaked in meat, cheese and condiments. Ugh.

32. Do you have a byg pen15? Apparently it's fine size.

33. Finally, when will there be a herm president? I thought that the president was a herm...oh nevermind...

1. What are you?
Mildly pathetic =/ .. Unless you mean my “persona”, in that case either a foxxie, or Biiiig German Shepard, depending on my mood : )

2. Are you ever gonna go on an amazing adventure?
YES INDEED : ) Hopefully, I’ll make it my job too <3.

3. Why do fools fall in love?
H0rm0anz0rz O:

4. Why is the sky blue?
Ummmm .. Short answer? It’s because of refraction.

5 What is that stuff that grows out the ground?
Plants, trees, and ocasainlly zombies O:

6. How can you feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Bacteria cause odor, they’ll be there regardless if you have a sense of smell, or not.

7. How is in the kitchen with Dyna?
It’s kind of hot, and steamy O:?

8. Why do birds fly south for the winter, can't they just take a bus?
No ..... but then again I wouldn’t want to either if I had to sit in the back ....

9. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
It sounds kind of like “Fap Fap Fap” ... only with less innuendo =D

10. Why is pudding funny?
Cosby makes it funny!

11. Do you know anybody that is a herm?
In real life? I have no idea. In pretend .. too many xD

12. I'm thinking of a # between 1 and 1, what is it.
Seven Thousand and six <3

13. If a nuke blows up a nearby town, does a tree make a sound when it falls?
Yes, but momentary four to six hundred mile-an-hour winds would make hearing it rather doubtful.

14. Carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?
If used creatively, yes!

15. When you close the refedgerator, does the little light stays on?
No, this can be proven by finding the little pressure plate which turns it off. In my fridge, it’s on the light unit it’s self.

16. Why do they call them locomotives when thy aren't crazy?
That’s just what they –want- you to think >.>

17. Is there another level?
Depends on which game O:

18. Where do babies come form?
Marty McFly :c

19. Where do Macro babies come from?
My guess would be, Macro Marty McFly.

20. How come macro herms are horny 24/7?
And regular? The answer to both is that they’re played, 98% of the time, by man-boys O:

21. Why is Master Cheif green?
High command decided green’s better then hot pink or electric blue <3 .. That and his fellow marines are also green.

22. Why don't trains have stearring wheels?
Because they don’t have powerstearing : (

23. Why are people meserable?
They’re too complicated =/.

24. Where is Ferris and Cougr?
They’ve been inducted into the illuminati O: .. or perhaps they’re burnt out on fans.

25. Why do kids get molested by chicks with big boobs?
They’re lucky ? =D .. I’m not sure, maybe chicks with big boobs have crazy hormones that drive them to molest, where regular breasted females do not. Though, I generally don’t know too many child molesters >.>

26. Why don't dragons and birds fly fighter jets?
Falco has his own Arwing, it does summersaults and barrel rolls! Dragons, are generally too large and are delegated to cargo aircraft : (

27. Since there is a cloud 9, whatever happened to clouds 1 thru 8?
Good question, maybe they’re implying cloud 1 is generally craptastic?

28. How can DragoMike eat soo much?

29. Does Jake Long's name sound perverted?
No, but if it was Longfellow, it might : )

30. When he says the phrase "Dragon Up'' does that means he is gitting hard or something?
No It means he’s being a self-absorbed egotist, with a penchant for shinies O: Lol, just kidding of course, I like dragons : ).

31. What happens when hamburgers fall from the sky?
Lonely basement dwellers get their first rays of sunlight in years.

32. Do you have a byg pen15?
No >.> what is it : )

33. Finally, when will there be a herm president?
T-40 years, 2 days, 6 hours, 33 minuets.