Random Thoughts About Pokémon
15 years ago
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-Bellsprout's cry in the game sounds like it's saying, "Dildo!"
-Shaymin's cry sounds like, "I am goyng to eat you!" [Sounds like goy-ng.]
-Ruins of Alph. Pokémon found: Unown. Level: 5. 100%. Type: Psychic. Gender: None. Ability: Levitate. Moves: Hidden Power. Experience gained: 43 points exactly.
-Quagsire looks like it just farted.
-Lugia > Ho-Oh
-Kyogre > Groudon
-Giratina > Dialga > Palkia
-Slowpoke family > Psyduck family
-Why don't Eevee's newer evolutions have the cutesie chest-tuft?
-Why is there no gryphon?
-Where does Suicune go after Vermilion?
-Why do I need to get 7 make-overs by Daisy Oak to get Blue's number?
-Route 201 music is catchy.
-The D/P/Pt trainer battle music sounds like a remix of the Team Magma/Aqua battle music.
-Why did nothing mention of Wobbuffet's tail until I found Bulbapedia?
-Team Rocket is a bunch of morons and Pokémon abusers.
-Is there a point to not running now that I have the shoes?
-Why do Pearl/Barry and the Cherrygrove tour-man get to run so fast!?
-Am I over-analyzing Pokémon?
-Pikachu's animation in D/P looks like: Shocky-shocky... Looks up. "Am I doin' it right?"
-In Platinum, it seems Wooper is less common than Quagsire...
-Why the fuck does Splash do nothing!?
-Lucario: "It's a jackal.... Jackal... Jackal..."
-I have too many nicknames, yet I can't think up any for Wooper or Geodude... or Spearow... or others...
-Snuggles beat Dragonite! [Snuggles was a Furret of mine.]
-Favorite Pokémon by type:
1: Normal: Furret [Go Snuggles!]
2: Water: Kyogre [Swampert pulls second place here.]
3: Fire: Typhlosion [Arcanine's second place.]
4: Electric: Luxray [My X-Ray had a good high Speed stat.]
5: Ice: Articuno [It's gryphon-like.]
6: Dragon: Dialga [Steel/Dragon... It's a cool combo.]
7: Steel: Metagross [I think it could be Psychic, but it's taken.]
8: Dark: Sneasel [Loved it since I saw it.]
9: Psychic: Alakazam [Kadabra's what I can get to most of the time... Espeon's second place.]
10: Ghost: Giratina - Origin Forme[Hah! You thought I was gonna forget it, didn't you!?]
11: Ground: Torterra [Wanna leave Grass for something else.]
12: Grass: Venusaur [Like I said.]
13: Fighting: Lucario [Good Special stat and I love it.]
14: Flying: Pidgeot [Gotta go original here.]
15: Rock: Tyranitar [Love it!]
16: Bug: Butterfree [Good for goin' up against Brock.]
17: Poison: Crobat [Damned LeafGreen wouldn't let me evolve Golbat into it!!! D:]
-Favorite moves by type:
1: Normal: Headbutt
2: Grass: Leaf Storm
3: Water: Surf
4: Fire: Blaze Kick
5: Electric: Discharge
6: Ice: Ice Beam
7: Fighting: Aura Sphere
8: Ground: Earthquake
9: Poison: Poison Jab
10: Flying: Fly
11: Bug: X-Scissor
12: Psychic: Psychic
13: Rock: Rock Slide
14: Ghost: Shadow Force
15: Dragon: Dragon Pulse
16: Dark: Dark Pulse
17: Steel: Iron Head
-Type List by Favorites:
1: Psychic
2: Fire
3: Dragon
4: Water
5: Grass
6: Electric
7: Steel
8: Flying
9: Normal
10: Bug
11: Ghost
12: Poison
13: Ground
14: Dark
15: Rock
16: Fighting
17: Ground
-Shaymin's cry sounds like, "I am goyng to eat you!" [Sounds like goy-ng.]
-Ruins of Alph. Pokémon found: Unown. Level: 5. 100%. Type: Psychic. Gender: None. Ability: Levitate. Moves: Hidden Power. Experience gained: 43 points exactly.
-Quagsire looks like it just farted.
-Lugia > Ho-Oh
-Kyogre > Groudon
-Giratina > Dialga > Palkia
-Slowpoke family > Psyduck family
-Why don't Eevee's newer evolutions have the cutesie chest-tuft?
-Why is there no gryphon?
-Where does Suicune go after Vermilion?
-Why do I need to get 7 make-overs by Daisy Oak to get Blue's number?
-Route 201 music is catchy.
-The D/P/Pt trainer battle music sounds like a remix of the Team Magma/Aqua battle music.
-Why did nothing mention of Wobbuffet's tail until I found Bulbapedia?
-Team Rocket is a bunch of morons and Pokémon abusers.
-Is there a point to not running now that I have the shoes?
-Why do Pearl/Barry and the Cherrygrove tour-man get to run so fast!?
-Am I over-analyzing Pokémon?
-Pikachu's animation in D/P looks like: Shocky-shocky... Looks up. "Am I doin' it right?"
-In Platinum, it seems Wooper is less common than Quagsire...
-Why the fuck does Splash do nothing!?
-Lucario: "It's a jackal.... Jackal... Jackal..."
-I have too many nicknames, yet I can't think up any for Wooper or Geodude... or Spearow... or others...
-Snuggles beat Dragonite! [Snuggles was a Furret of mine.]
-Favorite Pokémon by type:
1: Normal: Furret [Go Snuggles!]
2: Water: Kyogre [Swampert pulls second place here.]
3: Fire: Typhlosion [Arcanine's second place.]
4: Electric: Luxray [My X-Ray had a good high Speed stat.]
5: Ice: Articuno [It's gryphon-like.]
6: Dragon: Dialga [Steel/Dragon... It's a cool combo.]
7: Steel: Metagross [I think it could be Psychic, but it's taken.]
8: Dark: Sneasel [Loved it since I saw it.]
9: Psychic: Alakazam [Kadabra's what I can get to most of the time... Espeon's second place.]
10: Ghost: Giratina - Origin Forme[Hah! You thought I was gonna forget it, didn't you!?]
11: Ground: Torterra [Wanna leave Grass for something else.]
12: Grass: Venusaur [Like I said.]
13: Fighting: Lucario [Good Special stat and I love it.]
14: Flying: Pidgeot [Gotta go original here.]
15: Rock: Tyranitar [Love it!]
16: Bug: Butterfree [Good for goin' up against Brock.]
17: Poison: Crobat [Damned LeafGreen wouldn't let me evolve Golbat into it!!! D:]
-Favorite moves by type:
1: Normal: Headbutt
2: Grass: Leaf Storm
3: Water: Surf
4: Fire: Blaze Kick
5: Electric: Discharge
6: Ice: Ice Beam
7: Fighting: Aura Sphere
8: Ground: Earthquake
9: Poison: Poison Jab
10: Flying: Fly
11: Bug: X-Scissor
12: Psychic: Psychic
13: Rock: Rock Slide
14: Ghost: Shadow Force
15: Dragon: Dragon Pulse
16: Dark: Dark Pulse
17: Steel: Iron Head
-Type List by Favorites:
1: Psychic
2: Fire
3: Dragon
4: Water
5: Grass
6: Electric
7: Steel
8: Flying
9: Normal
10: Bug
11: Ghost
12: Poison
13: Ground
14: Dark
15: Rock
16: Fighting
17: Ground
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