Oh good grief.

WELL YOU KNOW ALL MINE LOL

HO HO HO.

but really.
IM GONNA BE UNBEARABLE ON HIM NOW

It's funny because you're GAY

see above reply.

fa faggetted up on me

roflage

Grrrhhhh... I brought two bottles of lube in there with meh... When I was done, I carried one out, thinking all was okay... But noooh, right before I was going to bed I heard the "Honey, whats this?" ....I can still feel the blushy warmth from my face

*Cackles madly* "Oh, it's just... shaving cream mum... yeah... I haven't been riding a dildo all morning..."