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15 years ago
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TechPepsi
Are you ready for some ACTUAL questions; questions that teenagers actually go through?
Sure I guess, not sure about that teenager thing though.
First off, what's your full name?
My human resource identifyer is irrelevant.
How often do you honestly say "I wanna die"?
Once or twice a week.
Do you want to have any children? If so, how many?
No.
Jacob Black or Edward Cullen?
Who?
How many piercings have you had in your life?
None, I was a boring child. And I grew up to be just plain boring.
What were you doing at 2am?
Sleeping.
Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
Not quite.
How's your sister?
How should I know.
Is anyone over protective of you?
Maybe.
Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
Probably.
What color is your iPod?
I don't have one.
What color is your toothbrush?
Uh.. Green, I think..
Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?
No.
Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn't around now?
Yes.
Where is your biological mother right now?
Downstairs. YES I LIVE WITH MOMMY, bugger off.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
My lawyers tell ne not to answer that question.
Let's test your memory, what were you doing at this moment a year ago?
Sitting on the couch, picking my bellybutton.
Do you smoke weed everyday?
Never tried it, but if it works on my headache I just might do that.
Do you always answer your phone?
When I hear it, yeah.
When was the last time you went to the circus?
Many, many years ago.
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Winter.
Do you like the snow?
Yes.
What is bothering you right now?
People.
Are you multi-tasking right now?
Somewhat, yeah. Allways.
Are you wearing a hoodie? If so, what color?
Yes, gray
Are you a patient person?
Sometimes.
Do you ever listen to country music?
Sometimes.
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
I'm still boring.
Do you think you are a good person?
No.
Do you get mad when people smoke around you?
No. I get mad when douchebags get nazi around smokers. Let them kill themselves already you selfish assholes!
When was the last time a person of the opposite sex hugged you?
Yesterday.
Did you lie on any of these questions so far?
No.
Do you know anyone named Matt?
Yes.
What smiley face do you use often?
=/
Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough?
Hasn't everyone?
Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend?
I can't even define the term "friend" at all at the moment.
Do you think you'll be married in three years?
No.
Are you available?
Yes.
Would you stay with your bf/gf if they did drugs?
Yes.
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
About five seconds ago.
Are you waiting for anything?
Aren't we all.
Do you think you will be a better parent than your parents were/are?
I think I'm genetically inclined to be the same idiot my father is. So I wont get any children.
Do you think that crying is a form of weakness?
Yes, but who cares.
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
I have tried, but never successfully done it.
Are relationships ever really worth it?
Might be, ask me again in 20 years.
Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
Are they ever?
Are you wasting your time on someone?
Yes.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
Same as today; University, IRC, FA.
Who is the last girl you hugged?
Girl in class.
Do you look older than you actually are?
Yes and no. Babyface (when I shave), can't grow a beard, but my hair is turning gray.
How's your heart?
In bad condition.
What are you listening to?
Currently? AC/DC. Usually? Anything.
When's the last time you went shopping, who were you with?
Define "shopping".
Are any of your friends vegetarians?
Yes.
TechPepsiAre you ready for some ACTUAL questions; questions that teenagers actually go through?
Sure I guess, not sure about that teenager thing though.
First off, what's your full name?
My human resource identifyer is irrelevant.
How often do you honestly say "I wanna die"?
Once or twice a week.
Do you want to have any children? If so, how many?
No.
Jacob Black or Edward Cullen?
Who?
How many piercings have you had in your life?
None, I was a boring child. And I grew up to be just plain boring.
What were you doing at 2am?
Sleeping.
Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
Not quite.
How's your sister?
How should I know.
Is anyone over protective of you?
Maybe.
Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
Probably.
What color is your iPod?
I don't have one.
What color is your toothbrush?
Uh.. Green, I think..
Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?
No.
Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn't around now?
Yes.
Where is your biological mother right now?
Downstairs. YES I LIVE WITH MOMMY, bugger off.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
My lawyers tell ne not to answer that question.
Let's test your memory, what were you doing at this moment a year ago?
Sitting on the couch, picking my bellybutton.
Do you smoke weed everyday?
Never tried it, but if it works on my headache I just might do that.
Do you always answer your phone?
When I hear it, yeah.
When was the last time you went to the circus?
Many, many years ago.
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Winter.
Do you like the snow?
Yes.
What is bothering you right now?
People.
Are you multi-tasking right now?
Somewhat, yeah. Allways.
Are you wearing a hoodie? If so, what color?
Yes, gray
Are you a patient person?
Sometimes.
Do you ever listen to country music?
Sometimes.
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
I'm still boring.
Do you think you are a good person?
No.
Do you get mad when people smoke around you?
No. I get mad when douchebags get nazi around smokers. Let them kill themselves already you selfish assholes!
When was the last time a person of the opposite sex hugged you?
Yesterday.
Did you lie on any of these questions so far?
No.
Do you know anyone named Matt?
Yes.
What smiley face do you use often?
=/
Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough?
Hasn't everyone?
Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend?
I can't even define the term "friend" at all at the moment.
Do you think you'll be married in three years?
No.
Are you available?
Yes.
Would you stay with your bf/gf if they did drugs?
Yes.
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
About five seconds ago.
Are you waiting for anything?
Aren't we all.
Do you think you will be a better parent than your parents were/are?
I think I'm genetically inclined to be the same idiot my father is. So I wont get any children.
Do you think that crying is a form of weakness?
Yes, but who cares.
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
I have tried, but never successfully done it.
Are relationships ever really worth it?
Might be, ask me again in 20 years.
Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
Are they ever?
Are you wasting your time on someone?
Yes.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
Same as today; University, IRC, FA.
Who is the last girl you hugged?
Girl in class.
Do you look older than you actually are?
Yes and no. Babyface (when I shave), can't grow a beard, but my hair is turning gray.
How's your heart?
In bad condition.
What are you listening to?
Currently? AC/DC. Usually? Anything.
When's the last time you went shopping, who were you with?
Define "shopping".
Are any of your friends vegetarians?
Yes.
