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Where should you not keep a 2 litre bottle of Jack Daniels?
15 years ago
I had a pretty bad nights sleep last night. I've got tonsillitis and its been giving me nasty fevers. So I got up this morning, half asleep and feeling like shit. I go over to my drawers to get a t-shirt out, and on top of the drawers, is my television, and on top of the TV is a 2 litre bottle of Jack Daniels.
So I open the draw and then, *SMACK* onto my head goes the bottle. Then it landed on the floor next to me, I just looked down at it and started to cry.
It hurt like a bitch.
Kids, don't keep your liquor in places where it could fly off and attack your head, MMMM'Kay?
So I open the draw and then, *SMACK* onto my head goes the bottle. Then it landed on the floor next to me, I just looked down at it and started to cry.
It hurt like a bitch.
Kids, don't keep your liquor in places where it could fly off and attack your head, MMMM'Kay?
Rather Funky People
So you gonna drink it now before it has a chance to kill you from not consuming it i say.
Tut tut tut...
Although I have also once had to use my head to stop a 1.5L bottle of Vodka smashing onto a bar while holding up two other bottles when the optics decided to abandon the wall...