New version of the song shuffle thing
15 years ago
Actually old, from some Christian (blech, religion >.<) blog that I found on google . Whatever, let the games fuckin' begin
How am I feeling today?
"Sub-Effect" (I'm actually feeling good today, thank you ipod. Band is Voivod.)
Will I get far in life?
"Command Of The Blade" (I have no intent to be either a chef, butcher, fencer, or serial killer. However if I have a secret talent I'd like to know. Band is Kreator.)
How do my friends see me?
"Chemical Warfare" (Well there was that one time with the chloroform...band is Slayer.)
Where will I get Married?
"Circle Of The Tyrants" (This is very likely considering we all know I'm going to take over the world. Band is Celtic Frost.)
What is my best friend's theme song?
"Death Of Me" (No, don't die! D: Band is Gojira.)
What is the story of my life?
"Cry Of A Restless Soul" (Holy balls something that is accurate. Band is Lost Horizon.)
What was high school like?
"Carrion" (I certainly would prefer it to cafeteria food. Band is Kreator.)
How am I going to get ahead in life?
"Serial Killer" (Uh....band is Vio-lence.)
What is the best thing about me?
"Coming Home" (Aww, did someone miss me? Band is Stratovarius.)
How is today going to be?
"Angbands Schmieden" (What the iPod said. Band is Summoning.)
What is in store for this weekend?
"Cunoasterea Tacuta" (No, I can't say I was planning to go to Romania. Band is Negură Bunget.)
What song describes my parents?
"The One Brooding Warning" (More like me to them in my middle school years, haha. Band is Dark Tranquillity.)
My grandparents?
"Heathen Tribes" (Considering how religious they are, that's probably what they think NY is like. Band is Primordial.)
How is my life going?
"The Trooper." (What? Band is Iron Maiden.)
What song will play at my funeral?
"Awakening Of The Gods" (HOLY FUCK I'M JESUS....OR OBI-WAN! Or something....band is Kreator.)
How does the world see me?
"Kor" (Totally. Band is Summoning)
Will I have a happy life?
"Passage Of Time VII" (Wins the award for being nonsensical yet relevant. Band is Edge of Sanity.)
What do my friends really think of me?
"Monochromatic Stains" (Well people DO say I wear black too much. Band is Dark Tranquillity.)
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Alsvatr" (I think we all agree. Band is Emperor.)
How can I make myself happy?
"The Guardians Of Mankind" (I am not. Band is Gamma Ray.)
What should I do with my life?
"Slaughter Of The Soul" (Do it every Tuesday. Band is At The Gates.)
Will I ever have children?
"Anywhere In The Galaxy" (Oh boy, alien sex! Preferably with Tali from Mass Effect if we've gotta have opposite-sex here. Band is Gamma Ray.)
What is some good advice for me?
"Inner Self" (I have been working on letting my true self out to the world...a serious answer, dear lord. Band is Sepultura.)
What is my signature dancing song?
"The SRC" (This is about as danceable as conservatism is intelligent. Band is Overkill.)
What do I think my current theme song is?
"Curse The Gods" (Well I am a near-militant atheist. Band is Destruction.)
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Night Of The Roses" (I'm a lover and a fighter, it's true. Band is Quo Vadis.)
What type of men/women do you like?
"Eagle Fly Free" (Sorry, not an avian. Okay, I'd fuck Garrus from Mass Effect, but he's an alien. Band is Helloween.)
How am I feeling today?
"Sub-Effect" (I'm actually feeling good today, thank you ipod. Band is Voivod.)
Will I get far in life?
"Command Of The Blade" (I have no intent to be either a chef, butcher, fencer, or serial killer. However if I have a secret talent I'd like to know. Band is Kreator.)
How do my friends see me?
"Chemical Warfare" (Well there was that one time with the chloroform...band is Slayer.)
Where will I get Married?
"Circle Of The Tyrants" (This is very likely considering we all know I'm going to take over the world. Band is Celtic Frost.)
What is my best friend's theme song?
"Death Of Me" (No, don't die! D: Band is Gojira.)
What is the story of my life?
"Cry Of A Restless Soul" (Holy balls something that is accurate. Band is Lost Horizon.)
What was high school like?
"Carrion" (I certainly would prefer it to cafeteria food. Band is Kreator.)
How am I going to get ahead in life?
"Serial Killer" (Uh....band is Vio-lence.)
What is the best thing about me?
"Coming Home" (Aww, did someone miss me? Band is Stratovarius.)
How is today going to be?
"Angbands Schmieden" (What the iPod said. Band is Summoning.)
What is in store for this weekend?
"Cunoasterea Tacuta" (No, I can't say I was planning to go to Romania. Band is Negură Bunget.)
What song describes my parents?
"The One Brooding Warning" (More like me to them in my middle school years, haha. Band is Dark Tranquillity.)
My grandparents?
"Heathen Tribes" (Considering how religious they are, that's probably what they think NY is like. Band is Primordial.)
How is my life going?
"The Trooper." (What? Band is Iron Maiden.)
What song will play at my funeral?
"Awakening Of The Gods" (HOLY FUCK I'M JESUS....OR OBI-WAN! Or something....band is Kreator.)
How does the world see me?
"Kor" (Totally. Band is Summoning)
Will I have a happy life?
"Passage Of Time VII" (Wins the award for being nonsensical yet relevant. Band is Edge of Sanity.)
What do my friends really think of me?
"Monochromatic Stains" (Well people DO say I wear black too much. Band is Dark Tranquillity.)
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Alsvatr" (I think we all agree. Band is Emperor.)
How can I make myself happy?
"The Guardians Of Mankind" (I am not. Band is Gamma Ray.)
What should I do with my life?
"Slaughter Of The Soul" (Do it every Tuesday. Band is At The Gates.)
Will I ever have children?
"Anywhere In The Galaxy" (Oh boy, alien sex! Preferably with Tali from Mass Effect if we've gotta have opposite-sex here. Band is Gamma Ray.)
What is some good advice for me?
"Inner Self" (I have been working on letting my true self out to the world...a serious answer, dear lord. Band is Sepultura.)
What is my signature dancing song?
"The SRC" (This is about as danceable as conservatism is intelligent. Band is Overkill.)
What do I think my current theme song is?
"Curse The Gods" (Well I am a near-militant atheist. Band is Destruction.)
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Night Of The Roses" (I'm a lover and a fighter, it's true. Band is Quo Vadis.)
What type of men/women do you like?
"Eagle Fly Free" (Sorry, not an avian. Okay, I'd fuck Garrus from Mass Effect, but he's an alien. Band is Helloween.)