I remember that latetly when I complained how bad things are, my friends cheered me up and used to say “at least it cannot get any worse”. Now I can only laugh, seriously. My friends, you don’t understand that for me the rules of logic do not count! And I don’t mean this fully negative, however in this journal I’ll concentrate on the negative stuff.

Because I do notice nobody possibly will want to read the whole thing, I advice you to just read the BOLD stuff.

Allrighty, let’s go over things

MONDAY
I GOT A D- FROM GERMAN PHONETIC!!!
That’s how my week started, me … the genius of german, always known for knowing everything… this time I passed minimally… I had the minimum. That was enough for me to become sunken into sorrow. But hey! The week just began!

TUESDAY
ALL FOR NOTHING!!!
Always after the second german class, we got informatic class… in a totally difrent building. My luck to actually miss the bus right by a minute, but hey! They gotta make they’re bus plans somehow so they look at my school plan to notice when I miss a bus by an inch. Then it started to rain… after making it there and running on the whole way… one of the belts of my bag got into my eye… I had to hold the bag above my head so I wouldn’t get wet, but one of the belts swinged too much while I ran… and for some strange reason it feel into my eye! It was so painfull… but then I entered the classroom, noticing people are trying to pass the math linguistics tests… OH MAN I FORGOT TO LEARN FOR THAT! The doctor asked if I want to write it with the others, I said no cause I did not prepare. So this means I should go home with making the whole ran for nothing? NAH! I’ll sit there watching the “Lost Arcade” episode of Futurama… at least something.

WEDNESDAY
FRENCH EXAM!!!
Yeah, well I was stuck in the city… hmm what did mess up there? Well forgot what messed up there, but when I was finally there for the exam… I was so stressed… I propably messed everything up! The only positive thing is that even the people that speak french say it was horrible!

Can’t get any worse now right?

THURSDAY
BIRD POOP!!!
I was amazed that finally something good happens to me! I got a seat in the bus! I was just going with my hand to my pocket to get my cell phone, but… I GOT BIRD CRAP ON MY SHIRT…. Yeah… fresh wet crap… I was amazed how it got there… my luck. But hey, the day just started ^^

CORRECTING GERMAN!!!
Due to the fact I didn’t apss many tests in german, I had to correct some of them, of course is it enough to be punished with having to do so many tests at once? NAH! The blondie lady also has to scream at me… yeah, I really atract hate!

FRENCH CHAOS!!!]/b]
I studied Latin in the corridor hoping I’d pass finally, but instead I heard that the French lady will examinate us a bit! I was just running in circles begging people to let me be the last one… later one girl came in and told “she told me that John should go in last”… yeah hurray “last, but not least”….. ok for me LEAST counts! When she talked with me, she told me my “understanding” is classified as the minimum D- however my ortography is a clear E… I don’t pass and I’ll need to correct everything in September! At least she didn’t scream… but hey, at least I’ll pass latin, right?

[b]LATIN NOT PASSED!!!
Of course I messed everything up and did not pass, heh one and a half hour for nothing heheh!

CORRECTING GERMAN 2!!!
I had to correct the rest of my tests since I couldn’t correct all, because there was that french exam. The onces I wrote yesterday… I didn’t pass them, so I had to write them a second time. I didn’t make either… She told me to correct the tests during summer… EIGHT OF THEM… hell didn’t see that coming. Oh yeah, is that bad enough to have to learn french in summer and writing tests of german? COME ON! I WANT MORE! YAY I can’t take part in the german exam now, and will have to write that exam in September too! HURRAY!

THE PRICE OF FREEDOM!!!
When returning home, I told a girl from my old elementary school about my situation. She told me these words “that’s the price of our freedom”. Exxxcuse me? What freedom? People… you know me, you know I am always at least slightly depressed! I am locked up in my room and don’t go out anywhere. I am lazy and I am irresponsible, but if I do things like that, then why am I not happy? It’s as if I payed for a rollercoaster ride, but didn’t get to ride, but only got to vomit! UNFAIR

FRIDAY
STUCK!!!
Today we had an exam, so I went to school 2 hours earlier! However I was stuck in the bus for THIRTY MINUTES, that’s right… 30 minutes… half hour… in a traffic jam, but ehhh I didn’t even leave my town! SERIOUSLY, the road we usually make within 5 minutes … ahhh

FOOT IN THE MUD!!!
As soon as the driver let me out of the bus, I ran fast, I decided that no wehicle can take me to school, so I had to ran on foot and of course in the first moment… I stepped into a mud pile. But hey it was special mud, it had the consistance of crap! Took me a long time to get that out of my shiny boots!

F*CKBALLS!!!
I made it to the bridge… I ran and had to notice the traffic jam ended right here… and the bus from which I got out ran beside me… I got so mad that I screamed F*CKBALLS!!! Toward the bus!

A LONG PILGRIMAGE!!!
After being so furious I just decided to go the whole few kilometer way on foot, of course I stopped at every bus stop to check if any bus will come, I guess I was always 1 minute too late. I just walked and nearly had tears in my eyes and talked with myself “why me…”. In that moment I definitly stop believing into Karma. Then I finally made it to the tram and could drive to the university.

PISSED OFF!!!
I had to go to the math guy and tell me that I am once again not prepared and need to set a new time, however he was busy examinating someone else so I waited. Then one girl from my class came to me and said “it’s my turn now, so go into the line” she was so stubborn, even thought I said it’s just 10 seconds, one question… She didn’t let me… I silently cursed my life and got out of the classroom.

Now comes the only reason for my suicidal thoughts to vanish… the exam didn’t go too bad, perhps not great but it was quiet nice. But the day is not over yet!

VENDING MACHINE!!!
I thought I might reward this exam with a chocolate bar and a mineral water. However the wending machine didn’t have any more of them, so I had to take a sprite, which is way more expensive… however the machine didn’t take my coins, so I had to get other coins from the shop lady. Then I went for the chocolate bar, but… it didn’t fall out! It got stuck! I just stared at the rotten piece of metal and said “I won’t give you the satisfaction of eating MY MONEY”. I took more money and wasted them on a second chocolate bar that I didn’t want… I didn’t want it, but I didn’t want the rotten junk to win!

IT’S NOT OVER YET!!!
What would be a way home without a broken tram? Heh, of course I got stuck and squized between many many people.

THAT DANR BRAT!!!
Also when finally on my street, I noticed that darn guy from my street who keeps calling me JOHNY JOHNY JOHNY was there… mawing the rgass while being pissed off. I noticed he is angry… This horryfying day ends… should I give him the satisfaction of ruining it? No way, let him suffer, I’ll take a detour that’ll take twice as long, but at least I’ll avoid his ugly face.

So that’s how it all was, but hey at least that one exam was not that bad!

So people never say it CANNOT get worse, cause it can, especially for me!

I wonder what will await me on the weekend hehe