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Pronz Attack + Gigantic asses of DOOOOM
15 years ago
I deserve to be thoroughly massacred for being such an assacre. D: What is an assacre, you ask? It's an ass so big that it takes up an entire acre. BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. :O Unless of course your ass really does take up an entire acre, and in that case, I applaud you for reaching such levels of disgusting gluttony that your buttocks can be considered a small country. I bet your national anthem sounds really awkward.
Anyways... *cough* I think I've only logged on once or twice since the beginning of March, which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous. *glares at myself* But don't fret -- there shall be PRONZ soon! :D
I have a random urge to attack you guys with 20-something random sketches, most of which are yiffeh, but I also have an even stronger urge to be lethargic and do absolutely nothing. And to top it off, I have an even STRONGER urge to cram 3 pounds of Jello down my throat. I haven't eaten that stuff in years. O__o But regardless of the Jello and/or assacres, expect quite a bit of yiff in the near future. My summer vacation begins on May 27th, so I'll likely update both my FA and dA accounts around that time.
Anyways... *cough* I think I've only logged on once or twice since the beginning of March, which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous. *glares at myself* But don't fret -- there shall be PRONZ soon! :D
I have a random urge to attack you guys with 20-something random sketches, most of which are yiffeh, but I also have an even stronger urge to be lethargic and do absolutely nothing. And to top it off, I have an even STRONGER urge to cram 3 pounds of Jello down my throat. I haven't eaten that stuff in years. O__o But regardless of the Jello and/or assacres, expect quite a bit of yiff in the near future. My summer vacation begins on May 27th, so I'll likely update both my FA and dA accounts around that time.
It's ok, Fyri. We understand. Life gets in the way! And so does procrastination. D: *hugs* <3 I'm one, too. I admit it. And I can't stop. ><
classes just ended for me, and I think I should finally make a point to use FA productively
YAY PORN
Aaaaaand .... yay random porn? x3 I've not been on FA or dA as much as I used to be, and I think I can thank recent ... developments for that :/ BUT! Do not fret, for I shall at least see what you post!
Aaaaaaand .... Mom's blasting "I've Got A Feeling" in the living room, so I shall go commit suicide now! Au revoir.
I assume if someone's ass took up an acre, either they are extremely inflatable or have a tumor. I've heard of some surprising tumor stories!
Ugh, I know what you mean about the lethargy; I've got plenty I need to do, plenty I should do, and what I want to do the most is nothing (but watch YouTube videos).
I haven't had jello in a long time either, but I guess I'm not as much of a fan of it as you are; I'll gladly eat it, but not in large quantities, and I don't crave it.
GENIUS 8D