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8 Truths meme
15 years ago
chase-shift tagged me by NOT tagging me. Man, you should have seen it. It was pretty zen.RULES
1. Post these rules. (Fine)
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal. (So far, I'm with you)
3. At the end you have to choose 7 people to tag, and post their icons on the same journal. (NO!!)
4. Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them. Got it? (NO!!) Good! (I said no, motherfucker!!!)
1) I frequently lie about my age. Despite the fact that I'm under 30. (Or AM I?? LoL)
2) I had my first truly intimate, sexual experience with another person when I was 13. It would be seven years until I had my second.
3) I eat the tails on the shrimp, too.
4) Sometimes when I accidentally run into or trip on something, I kick and swear at it as if it went and got in my way on purpose.
5) I'm pretty quick to forgive, although when I have a grudge, I have a hell of a time letting it go.
6) Sometimes, I prefer a massage over sex. (Although having both in the same night is nice.)
7) I am gay for Kimahri, and lesbian for Aisha.
8) I use fake tanning cream. *Shame*
hee hee tan looks nice though ^^
And you say you're only bi?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And everyone is gay for Kimahri, everyone, straight men? Gay for him, gay men? Super gay for him, lesbians? Sex change operation then gay for him.
People I know who work in psychology have told me it's not a great sign of intellectualism and mental health when you project your rage unto inanimate objects. So, I took their advice and projected my rage unto their animate faces. Now, no one in the entire international academic field of psychiatry teaches that anymore. Instead, when they get to that part in the textbooks, all they see is a huge bloodstain blotting out the passage, and a post-it note written with a broken hand that says "Don't ask."
I think I myself might have been in that last category, too.
For that same reason, I also eat the cartilage on my chicken. :P
Also murr.
*continues the full body massage*
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*goes outside to go get himself a little cancer while crunching leftover shrimp tail*
..all the sorts of things that make me shudder as an adult.