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Westburo Invaded Dream
15 years ago
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*takes the bone out of his mouth*
Okay... this was so weird. I had just finished eating dinner (Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper). And I have been feeling odd in my stomach the past couple days. So, I decided to take a nap.
I only remember most of the dream, right now. However, basically there was something going down, and when I came back home, I was confronted by the Queen Bitch herself, Shirley Phelps-Roper, spokeswoman for Westburo Baptist Church, the church who basically says gays are to blame for everything and things like "thank god for dead soldiers." Trust me, this chick has got to be the stupidest woman ever on the face of the planet. And her church has got to be the worst church on the planet, a church in Topeka, KS comprised of only 100 or so members, around 90% being members of the Phelps family. So, anyway, I went back to the town I was living in (simple urban-like area).
All of the sudden, there was a huge rumble and up spouted water from the center of the town. I walked around the house some, which started to flood some, but only like a couple of inches. However, I could only find my brother, no one else. I tried to look at the caller ID on the phone to see only six calls, three from Westboro, and the other three were unknown. I checked the answering machine, and ended up hearing Shirley Phelps-Roper on the machine, basically preaching yet another message of hate.
So I got my backpack (which, like the Pokemon universe, is an Infinite Bag of Holding (especially if you look at Brock's)), and got my brother set up, and we went out the house. We noticed went down paths out of the town, as if our town was on a hill or something. We went one random way and ended up tripping on something. Because of that, we ended up sliding all the way down towards a beach-like area, going right past what I recognized to be Pallet Town (yes, of the Kanto Region of Pokemon). While we were sliding, I swore I saw some weird creature thing that I could only recognize that it was floating, it had the face of some ancient monster from Yugioh, and oddly had big breasts.
So, when we got to the bottom, we were able to stand steadily. We looked around some, thinking of what we should do. We then decided we would fly out towards another area (I guess like Region, maybe Sinnoh lol). We called out our pokemon. My little brother had a Pidgeot, while I had a black Charizard. Right when we were about to get on our Pokemon, there was another sudden quake larger than any that actually was being felt before. That is what caused to wake up.
I sat up and shook my head some, only to be shook again. We are having basically a bad storm up here, and the thunder was actually shaking me some.
I just found this dream so odd. It had me just, overall disturbed to say the least. I think Westburo has secretly hired some dream invaders to infect the mind of random individuals on what they call their Wheel of Stupidity. Anyway, I just wanted to mention this because I found it so freaky and junk. I'm almost scared to see if there is a part two to this dream like my egg one. I actually wish that one had a part three. Heheh. Anyway, that's all for now.
I only remember most of the dream, right now. However, basically there was something going down, and when I came back home, I was confronted by the Queen Bitch herself, Shirley Phelps-Roper, spokeswoman for Westburo Baptist Church, the church who basically says gays are to blame for everything and things like "thank god for dead soldiers." Trust me, this chick has got to be the stupidest woman ever on the face of the planet. And her church has got to be the worst church on the planet, a church in Topeka, KS comprised of only 100 or so members, around 90% being members of the Phelps family. So, anyway, I went back to the town I was living in (simple urban-like area).
All of the sudden, there was a huge rumble and up spouted water from the center of the town. I walked around the house some, which started to flood some, but only like a couple of inches. However, I could only find my brother, no one else. I tried to look at the caller ID on the phone to see only six calls, three from Westboro, and the other three were unknown. I checked the answering machine, and ended up hearing Shirley Phelps-Roper on the machine, basically preaching yet another message of hate.
So I got my backpack (which, like the Pokemon universe, is an Infinite Bag of Holding (especially if you look at Brock's)), and got my brother set up, and we went out the house. We noticed went down paths out of the town, as if our town was on a hill or something. We went one random way and ended up tripping on something. Because of that, we ended up sliding all the way down towards a beach-like area, going right past what I recognized to be Pallet Town (yes, of the Kanto Region of Pokemon). While we were sliding, I swore I saw some weird creature thing that I could only recognize that it was floating, it had the face of some ancient monster from Yugioh, and oddly had big breasts.
So, when we got to the bottom, we were able to stand steadily. We looked around some, thinking of what we should do. We then decided we would fly out towards another area (I guess like Region, maybe Sinnoh lol). We called out our pokemon. My little brother had a Pidgeot, while I had a black Charizard. Right when we were about to get on our Pokemon, there was another sudden quake larger than any that actually was being felt before. That is what caused to wake up.
I sat up and shook my head some, only to be shook again. We are having basically a bad storm up here, and the thunder was actually shaking me some.
I just found this dream so odd. It had me just, overall disturbed to say the least. I think Westburo has secretly hired some dream invaders to infect the mind of random individuals on what they call their Wheel of Stupidity. Anyway, I just wanted to mention this because I found it so freaky and junk. I'm almost scared to see if there is a part two to this dream like my egg one. I actually wish that one had a part three. Heheh. Anyway, that's all for now.
