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15 years ago
[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[x] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz (barbies, I used to hold mock executions with my father's machete)
[ ] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[x] I love skirts. (but for the most part not on me)
[ ] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop. (Hissssss)
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate. HOW IS THIS GIRLY?
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[x] My hair is mostly always straightened. My hair is naturally straight.
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out with friends. Again, how is that girly? Men don't have friends?
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelery.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap. (lolwut, my bf wears one)
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[ ] I wear mascara everyday.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. (I don't see how that's related to girliness more than common sense)
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome.
[x] I have gotten my nails done.
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[x] I love to have other people do my hair. (actually I don't know how to do hair that's why)
[x] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends.
[ ] I hate bugs.
[x] Carnivals are fun. ??? (sexist quiz :c)
[ ] Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[ ] Musicians are hot. ??????
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] I'm self-conscious. (thanks freud, so it's my sweater mittens I should blame for that anxiety)
[ ] My room smells like vanilla.
[x] I don't do sports.
[ ] I HATE to run.
[x] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[ ] I love romance novels.
[x] Drew Barrymore is so cute. This.. seems kinda gay (psst, that's because it is)
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[ ] I dance randomly around the house.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[ ] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] My parents buy me everything I want, whenever I want it.
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50 million times a day.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton. (and bludgeon her with a dull spoon)
[ ] R&B is the best music.
[ ] I pop my collar. Girls don't pop their collars. Who wrote this??
[x] Horses are beautiful. They are. Men think so too!
[x] Kittens are adorable. Who wouldnt' think a kitten is adorable? Seriously.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[ ] I write my own music. EVERY MUSCIAN EVER IS A WOMAN.
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii (How.. what?)
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black. (whoever wrote this would hate to see me not separate my laundry)
[x] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes. (closet? try laundry hamper)
[ ] I hate beards.
[x] I love to read magazines. (Skin and Ink, bitches)
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[ ] I love to gossip.
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid. (Because Lisa Frank is strictly for girls, amirite?_
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My baths are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian. Oh, I guess this is a reference to girls who refuse to eat like a normal person lest they *GASP* gain 1 billionth of a pound.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's. Only because it tastes like horseshit.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[ ] I LOVE life! (because only girls are able to love life, huh?)
[ ] I have a lot of jewelery.
[ ] I buy some jewelery from Claire's.
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them.
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[ ] You like the color pink.
[ ] You want to BE Paris Hilton (anorexic shallow materialistic brat with money she'll lose by the time she's 40. Yeah totally)
[ ] You scope the room for hot guys. (I hear men do that for women too)
[ ] You love the mall.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] You modeled as a little kid. (because there are no male models as kids)
[ ] You love receiving compliments.
[ ] You've been to a wedding and loved it. (They all sucked)
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Her witty comments are awesome and somewhat un-parenthesized
[ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[x] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz (barbies, I used to hold mock executions with my father's machete)
[ ] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[x] I love skirts. (but for the most part not on me)
[ ] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop. (Hissssss)
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate. HOW IS THIS GIRLY?
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[x] My hair is mostly always straightened. My hair is naturally straight.
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out with friends. Again, how is that girly? Men don't have friends?
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelery.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap. (lolwut, my bf wears one)
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[ ] I wear mascara everyday.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. (I don't see how that's related to girliness more than common sense)
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome.
[x] I have gotten my nails done.
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[x] I love to have other people do my hair. (actually I don't know how to do hair that's why)
[x] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends.
[ ] I hate bugs.
[x] Carnivals are fun. ??? (sexist quiz :c)
[ ] Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[ ] Musicians are hot. ??????
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] I'm self-conscious. (thanks freud, so it's my sweater mittens I should blame for that anxiety)
[ ] My room smells like vanilla.
[x] I don't do sports.
[ ] I HATE to run.
[x] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[ ] I love romance novels.
[x] Drew Barrymore is so cute. This.. seems kinda gay (psst, that's because it is)
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[ ] I dance randomly around the house.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[ ] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] My parents buy me everything I want, whenever I want it.
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50 million times a day.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton. (and bludgeon her with a dull spoon)
[ ] R&B is the best music.
[ ] I pop my collar. Girls don't pop their collars. Who wrote this??
[x] Horses are beautiful. They are. Men think so too!
[x] Kittens are adorable. Who wouldnt' think a kitten is adorable? Seriously.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[ ] I write my own music. EVERY MUSCIAN EVER IS A WOMAN.
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii (How.. what?)
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black. (whoever wrote this would hate to see me not separate my laundry)
[x] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes. (closet? try laundry hamper)
[ ] I hate beards.
[x] I love to read magazines. (Skin and Ink, bitches)
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[ ] I love to gossip.
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid. (Because Lisa Frank is strictly for girls, amirite?_
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My baths are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian. Oh, I guess this is a reference to girls who refuse to eat like a normal person lest they *GASP* gain 1 billionth of a pound.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's. Only because it tastes like horseshit.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[ ] I LOVE life! (because only girls are able to love life, huh?)
[ ] I have a lot of jewelery.
[ ] I buy some jewelery from Claire's.
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them.
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[ ] You like the color pink.
[ ] You want to BE Paris Hilton (anorexic shallow materialistic brat with money she'll lose by the time she's 40. Yeah totally)
[ ] You scope the room for hot guys. (I hear men do that for women too)
[ ] You love the mall.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] You modeled as a little kid. (because there are no male models as kids)
[ ] You love receiving compliments.
[ ] You've been to a wedding and loved it. (They all sucked)
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Tout_SchepseldagHer witty comments are awesome and somewhat un-parenthesized
Tout_Schepseldag
~toutschepseldag
Only because the unparenthesized ones were made by Technicolor_pie xD
