Excuse me sir...
15 years ago
General
...you DO know you're eating sushi with a fork, right?
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I got punched in the face by my bicycle today. v.v *nurses black eye*
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I got punched in the face by my bicycle today. v.v *nurses black eye*
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whutdafuxx?
Don't antagonize your bike, they're mean
I have no clue what I did, but I suppose I could stop slinging insults at it. >.> Stupid one-speed piece of... awesome <.<
D:
I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune with your bike.
It happens yo. All I can do is apologize to it for whatever I did to provoke it. XP
Maybe you just startled it.
Probably. What with my sudden move of bending down to pick it up like I always do every night. >:
Oh jeesh. Well at least it didn't get 'startled' while you were on it.
Always good. I'd hate to be attacked by a FALLING bike... again. I really have no luck with bikes :/
Urgh I know right? But it's great when you manage to land on your feet.
I flew over my handlebars once and managed to land on my feet. That was so cool D:
Jeesh! That's awesome xD There was this one time I was riding my bike, I don't know how it happened but the bike started to wiggle, it fell on its side and I managed to stay on my feet. It happened in the middle of a busy street so not getting hit by a car was a plus too!
ALSO PUNCH YOUR BIKE BACK. YOU GONNA LET IT JUST DO THAT AND TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY LIKE IT OWNS THE PLACE?! I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN.
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I suppose I could just shoot it in the handlebar. Fuck that handlebar. >:C
Except soup.