If I were a cake...
18 years ago
...these would be my layers.
This was stoen from Purity.
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: DiDi
Birthday: June 10. Just like Judy.
Current Location: Rocky Mount, NC
Eye Color: Brownish Green
Hair Color: Brown. I'm thinking that I'm about to bleach it out white... then maybe something outrageous.
Righty or Lefty: Tighty Righty
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: Oh my... first and foremost, the things that will follow me into the bowels of hell and rain upon me day and night: CENTIPEDES. Hell.... I just did an entry about this.
Your perfect pizza: I hate pizza. After four years of making them at one restaurant or another, you would hate them too.
Goal for future: Move to New York, ART AS A LIVING, drag shows, night club openings, party planning... CELEBRITY STATUS! The highest highs, the lowest lows... MAGAZINES! TV! Oh! Oh! A book!
LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: Did I really drink the whole thing?
Your best physical feature: I have muscular legs, deep eyes, naturally arched eyebrows, a thirty(one) inch waist (which is not ripped and hot AT ALL damn it all..)
Your bedtime: That depends on what time I have to wake up in the morning.
Your most missed memory: SIGH! Too many to list darling...
LAYER FOUR:
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: I'm a Dollar Menunaire!
Single or group dates: Single. It makes the sex less awkward....
Adidas or Nike: Which one makes the hot leather boots with six inch spikes?
Lipton tea or Nestea: Lipton. Nestea is NAStea.
Chocolate or vanilla: They say chocolate is a girls best friend, but I actually have to say vanilla. You know me... PLAIN OLD JANE.
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: To suit my needs...
Take a shower: Daily.
Believe in yourself: Sigh (AGAIN!) You are about to meet the real DiDi. Cocktails and sequins aside. Let me take off this wig... and these platforms...
I have SO LITTLE faith in myself. I am my own worst enemy.
It's true!
I struggle with depression and my past and the WHOLE WORLD around me, and it just makes it hard sometimes, you know?
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: Of course!
Gone skating: Yes. AND LET ME TELL YOU... it is NOT for someone as delicate as I. No sir. At all. I like... stationary biking! And... Stair-machine-ing!
Dyed your hair: Several,several times.
LAYER SEVEN:RANDOM
Gotten beaten up: Honestly... what do YOU think?
Changed who you were to fit in: No.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: I'll be 24 in one week.
What did you do for your last birthday: I had a quiet little evening at home. Just a few friends... a few bottles.. a few baggies...
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best eye color: I'm a SUCKER for blue eyes (who isn't!), but I'm honestly not terribly particular about that.
Best hair color: The color of the hair isn't as important as the way it is worn. Long hair is sexy. Shaved hair is sexy. Mohawks are sexy (Faux-hawks are not...)
Clothing style: I really like stylish, original, innovative dress. I'm a sucker for the punky, gothy, tight-ripped-clothes look...
I like.. oh, I don't know... the outrageous! Think Leigh Bowery! Richie Rich! Jeffree Star!
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: Scratching my butt.
1 hour ago: Watching television.
1 year ago: Probably working....
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Doug
I feel: FABULOUS!
I hide: from the mundane.
I miss: when I don't aim.
I want: it ALL.
I need: a vacation....
This was stoen from Purity.
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: DiDi
Birthday: June 10. Just like Judy.
Current Location: Rocky Mount, NC
Eye Color: Brownish Green
Hair Color: Brown. I'm thinking that I'm about to bleach it out white... then maybe something outrageous.
Righty or Lefty: Tighty Righty
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: Oh my... first and foremost, the things that will follow me into the bowels of hell and rain upon me day and night: CENTIPEDES. Hell.... I just did an entry about this.
Your perfect pizza: I hate pizza. After four years of making them at one restaurant or another, you would hate them too.
Goal for future: Move to New York, ART AS A LIVING, drag shows, night club openings, party planning... CELEBRITY STATUS! The highest highs, the lowest lows... MAGAZINES! TV! Oh! Oh! A book!
LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: Did I really drink the whole thing?
Your best physical feature: I have muscular legs, deep eyes, naturally arched eyebrows, a thirty(one) inch waist (which is not ripped and hot AT ALL damn it all..)
Your bedtime: That depends on what time I have to wake up in the morning.
Your most missed memory: SIGH! Too many to list darling...
LAYER FOUR:
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: I'm a Dollar Menunaire!
Single or group dates: Single. It makes the sex less awkward....
Adidas or Nike: Which one makes the hot leather boots with six inch spikes?
Lipton tea or Nestea: Lipton. Nestea is NAStea.
Chocolate or vanilla: They say chocolate is a girls best friend, but I actually have to say vanilla. You know me... PLAIN OLD JANE.
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: To suit my needs...
Take a shower: Daily.
Believe in yourself: Sigh (AGAIN!) You are about to meet the real DiDi. Cocktails and sequins aside. Let me take off this wig... and these platforms...
I have SO LITTLE faith in myself. I am my own worst enemy.
It's true!
I struggle with depression and my past and the WHOLE WORLD around me, and it just makes it hard sometimes, you know?
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: Of course!
Gone skating: Yes. AND LET ME TELL YOU... it is NOT for someone as delicate as I. No sir. At all. I like... stationary biking! And... Stair-machine-ing!
Dyed your hair: Several,several times.
LAYER SEVEN:RANDOM
Gotten beaten up: Honestly... what do YOU think?
Changed who you were to fit in: No.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: I'll be 24 in one week.
What did you do for your last birthday: I had a quiet little evening at home. Just a few friends... a few bottles.. a few baggies...
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best eye color: I'm a SUCKER for blue eyes (who isn't!), but I'm honestly not terribly particular about that.
Best hair color: The color of the hair isn't as important as the way it is worn. Long hair is sexy. Shaved hair is sexy. Mohawks are sexy (Faux-hawks are not...)
Clothing style: I really like stylish, original, innovative dress. I'm a sucker for the punky, gothy, tight-ripped-clothes look...
I like.. oh, I don't know... the outrageous! Think Leigh Bowery! Richie Rich! Jeffree Star!
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: Scratching my butt.
1 hour ago: Watching television.
1 year ago: Probably working....
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Doug
I feel: FABULOUS!
I hide: from the mundane.
I miss: when I don't aim.
I want: it ALL.
I need: a vacation....
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