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Attention Online Daters
18 years ago
Ok, so yeah. There is a growing problem that I need to address. It is an infamous problem that far to many people unfortunately fall prey to. I am speaking, of course, of online relationships. Let me first go on record as saying
Online relationships are not real. Being in an online relationship makes you about as smart as a sack of hair. If you are in an online relationship, congratulations, YOU'RE A MORON. Go kill yourself.
If you believe that your long-distance online relationship with your "mate" that you met on fucking Second Life is something of real value, and isn't just a way for you to say that you have a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" to appear not to be a complete and total loser, then you are a sad diluted fool that needs to play chicken with a train.
If you're in a situation where you are "dating" someone long-distance online, I hate you. If you ever talk to me, please understand that I will be forced to beat the living shit out of you.
Go out and stick your dick in a real person, or wrap your snatch around some tangible cock. Holy mother of fuck.
Online relationships are not real. Being in an online relationship makes you about as smart as a sack of hair. If you are in an online relationship, congratulations, YOU'RE A MORON. Go kill yourself.
If you believe that your long-distance online relationship with your "mate" that you met on fucking Second Life is something of real value, and isn't just a way for you to say that you have a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" to appear not to be a complete and total loser, then you are a sad diluted fool that needs to play chicken with a train.
If you're in a situation where you are "dating" someone long-distance online, I hate you. If you ever talk to me, please understand that I will be forced to beat the living shit out of you.
Go out and stick your dick in a real person, or wrap your snatch around some tangible cock. Holy mother of fuck.
What about the online relationships I have seen work? My friend hooked up with someone from Pennsylvania,we live in Baltimore City, and he and Emily go out to dinner together, and screw like bunnies according to him.
But I see what your getting at, the truth is I think that your talking about people who are never going to leave their house. Not for lack of funds to see the person they love, Greyhound is available people, but because they simply prefer to stay holed up where they think its safe.
Or are you just against people hooking up online period? Even if they meet up in person and get "sweaty"?
Meeting people online, and then meeting them in real life is sort of different I guess. If it's someone close by, then it's even more understandable. You can actually see this person on a regular basis, and it isn't something that you have to take time out of your life to plan for. If it's someone who lives a state or two or ten away, then it's not worth it. You're too far away and it only leads to problems. Long distance relationship barely ever work out, and the ones that do are the true lucky ones and they must truly love one another.
You can't look at pictures of someone you've never met in real life and go "Yeah, that's my mate I love him/her! I won't date anyone else!"
It's not only stupid, it's downright disturbing that people can't seem to find any happiness with another person beyond their computer screen.
And I agree (mostly because I've BEEN that pathetic, lonely little 15-y.o. troll with an "online boyfriend". :P) I wazzzz stooooopid! :D
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