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18 years ago
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: Coyote Osborne
Birthday: July 4
Current Location: Atlanta
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown, but I shave my head.
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: western: Cancer, Eastern: Strong Metal Dog (Triple metal dog)
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: I am concerned for the world..
Your perfect pizza: Extra cheese w/ gyro meat, feta and sun-dried tomato.
Goal for future: Change the world for the better
LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: I wish I still smoked.
Your best physical feature: conjoined twin. (great for starting conversations).
Your bedtime: 6 am
Your most missed memory: My terrified foes all ganging up to kill me at once and me laughing as I died. Leaving graffiti that later stumped archaeologists. Also, fishing in the keys with my grandparents.
LAYER FOUR:
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonald's or Burger King: The Vortex Grill (coronary bypass burgers rule!)
Single or group dates: Group
Adidas or Nike: Harley biker boots.
Lipton tea or Nestea: Red Rose
Chocolate or vanilla: yes.
Cappuccino or coffee: French-pressed coffee
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: No. Really. I gave that up years ago. It's easier Than you think.
Take a shower: When I'm dirty or in an altered state..
Believe in yourself: yes
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: When I was three, I sang "you are my sunshine" with Frank Sinatra at the Harbor Island Spa. Really. I didn't like him very much. He kept upstaging me. What kind of Jerk upstages a three-year-old?
Gone skating: yes
Dyed your hair: Yes. And now I shave it. Let's Just say it was character-building and leave it at that.
LAYER SEVEN:RANDOM
Gotten beaten up: Once. By a girl. Everyone else I've basically beat the crap out of.
Changed who you were to fit in: Tried when I was a kid. Learned that is a Fool's game, but not this fool's. Be yourself.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: I don't lie but the truth is complicated. We'll Just go with 36, since it's on my driver's license.
What did you do for your last birthday: Had a nice day with Friends, ate and drank and was merry.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best eye color: grey or yellow
Best hair color: Black
Clothing style: What they're comfy in.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: filling this out
1 hour ago: chatting with friends. in real life, not online.
1 year ago: Running my small press company into the ground.
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Everyone. But my chosen family most..
I feel: Tired but hopeful.
I hide: The truth, in plain sight. Not necessarily on purpose. It's amazing what people will ignore, blow off, or think your'e kidding about.
I miss: financial security.
I want: ecstasis.
I need: a career. Or a patron. The lottery would be nice,too.
Name: Coyote Osborne
Birthday: July 4
Current Location: Atlanta
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown, but I shave my head.
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: western: Cancer, Eastern: Strong Metal Dog (Triple metal dog)
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: I am concerned for the world..
Your perfect pizza: Extra cheese w/ gyro meat, feta and sun-dried tomato.
Goal for future: Change the world for the better
LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: I wish I still smoked.
Your best physical feature: conjoined twin. (great for starting conversations).
Your bedtime: 6 am
Your most missed memory: My terrified foes all ganging up to kill me at once and me laughing as I died. Leaving graffiti that later stumped archaeologists. Also, fishing in the keys with my grandparents.
LAYER FOUR:
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonald's or Burger King: The Vortex Grill (coronary bypass burgers rule!)
Single or group dates: Group
Adidas or Nike: Harley biker boots.
Lipton tea or Nestea: Red Rose
Chocolate or vanilla: yes.
Cappuccino or coffee: French-pressed coffee
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: No. Really. I gave that up years ago. It's easier Than you think.
Take a shower: When I'm dirty or in an altered state..
Believe in yourself: yes
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: When I was three, I sang "you are my sunshine" with Frank Sinatra at the Harbor Island Spa. Really. I didn't like him very much. He kept upstaging me. What kind of Jerk upstages a three-year-old?
Gone skating: yes
Dyed your hair: Yes. And now I shave it. Let's Just say it was character-building and leave it at that.
LAYER SEVEN:RANDOM
Gotten beaten up: Once. By a girl. Everyone else I've basically beat the crap out of.
Changed who you were to fit in: Tried when I was a kid. Learned that is a Fool's game, but not this fool's. Be yourself.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: I don't lie but the truth is complicated. We'll Just go with 36, since it's on my driver's license.
What did you do for your last birthday: Had a nice day with Friends, ate and drank and was merry.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best eye color: grey or yellow
Best hair color: Black
Clothing style: What they're comfy in.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: filling this out
1 hour ago: chatting with friends. in real life, not online.
1 year ago: Running my small press company into the ground.
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Everyone. But my chosen family most..
I feel: Tired but hopeful.
I hide: The truth, in plain sight. Not necessarily on purpose. It's amazing what people will ignore, blow off, or think your'e kidding about.
I miss: financial security.
I want: ecstasis.
I need: a career. Or a patron. The lottery would be nice,too.
Except for a conjoined twin.
Name: Joshua LoneWolf
Current Location: New Hampshire
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Righty or Lefty: Righty, but I do a lot of things left handed, like hockey.
Zodiac Sign: western: Cancer, Eastern: horse
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: losing myself. Becoming something that I don’t want to become.
Your perfect pizza: Extra cheese w/feta, pesto instead of marinara, mushrooms, and thinnly sliced tomatoes. And perhaps shrimp or sausage.
Goal for future: Prepare my friends and family for the inevitable world changes that are coming.
LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: I wonder what the weather is like?
Your best physical feature: haircut
Your bedtime: 9-11pm
Your most missed memory: Taking a tour of a house carved out of a single giant log. I’m told it is in California. I have never been there.
LAYER FOUR:
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonald's or Burger King: They both suck. I like my own cooking. Burger King If I had to choose, though.
Single or group dates: Never really dated
Adidas or Nike: center stitched moccasins
Lipton tea or Nestea: Red Rose or Black
Chocolate or vanilla: Depends what it’s on.
Cappuccino or coffee: dark roast coffee (the darker the better)
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: No. I used to quite a lot as a child, but then grew an over-developed sense of honor.
Take a shower: Weekly. I sponge bathe a lot. I’m not a smelly guy, generally.
Believe in yourself: I believe in all sorts of fantasy creatures.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: All the time. I have been in various bands throughout my childhood, and today run a Native American drum group. I have also mc’ed various events.
Gone skating: yes. I used to play ice hockey.
Dyed your hair: Yes. Still do ‘cause I like it that way.
LAYER SEVEN:RANDOM
Gotten beaten up: That depends on what you mean by beaten up. I’m a martial artist, so I spar a lot with both results. If you mean in a real fight, I’ve only been in a few, and they were in elementary school, and no. I beat the crap out of those bullies.
Changed who you were to fit in: I put on a game face now and then to survive in the white-man’s world, but otherwise, no.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: 29 next month, but feel ancient (spiritually old).
What did you do for your last birthday: Got a year older. (I don’t really celebrate birthdays.)
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL a boy. Oh, sorry, that was just a heading! Actually I’m bi.
Best eye color: yellow or black
Best hair color: Black
Clothing style: 80's attire. I know it’s dorky. Shut up.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: filling this out
1 hour ago: chatting with family in real life, not online.
1 year ago: Pretty much the same stuff I’m doing now.
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Food and merriment with friends and family.
I feel: worn out
I hide:my dark side. I have a strong cruel and uncaring side that I keep in check pretty well.
I miss: The free time I used to have.
I want: to be in a comfortable life situation.
I need: a direction/purpose. Right now I feel like I have none - like I don’t know what I‘m supposed to be doing.
I'm not even talking about millennial prophecy type stuff. But what I see in the papers tells me that a bubble is gonna bust soon. I've just seen this stuff before, and think it's gonna get pretty bad in a few years.
As far as what to prepare for - the worst! (but I DO hope for the best.)