Cause you're awesome?? XD

My awesomeness has limitations to the point where pepperoni pizza's appear from thin air.
not make internet go that fast.

XD Don't underestamate da power of Awesomeness!!

Some of those pizzas spawned from my pocket. Nyah.

ADSL2+ has a theoretical max speed of 24Mb/s downstream (internet -> you) and 1Mb/s upstream (you -> internet), but the biggest factor that affects most people's speed, including mine, is distance from the telephone exchange your line is connected to. You lose about 8Mb/s of speed for every km you are away from it. For us both, it's the Salisbury (SALA) exchange, but you live less then 1km away from it and I live about 2.5kms from it, I only get between 6Mb/s to 8Mb/s (if I'm lucky).

Lucky bastard. -_-

I might add that although my downstream bandwidth is only 6-8Mb/s, I also have Annex M included in my SOHO connection, so I have a 2Mb/s upstream instead of the standard 1Mb/s.