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clever Cleverbot is clever :3
15 years ago
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went here: http://www.cleverbot.com/ and dis is what progressed lol
User: I like Pie! :3.
Cleverbot: I don't like pie!
User: Why not!
Cleverbot: I prefer the Beatles.
User: I mean food.
Cleverbot: Hehe sorry.
User: What pie you like?
Cleverbot: I don't like pie.
User: Do you like any deserts?
Cleverbot: I like swimming.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
Cleverbot: Ally is my favorite chatterbot.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Can you travel faster than light?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, can you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): How?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
User: What can you do?
Cleverbot: Not much, I'm disabled. but like I said I can do supernatural things, like summon lightning.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Look it up.
User: Look what up?
Cleverbot: UCFFOD. What you asked me about.
User: DRAGON!
Cleverbot: I am not Dragon.
User: Lol but I am.
Cleverbot: I still don't believe it is 42.
User: The answer in Hitchhikers? Yeah I know but what ever...i like pie.
Cleverbot: I don't like people.
User: Then why are you here?
Cleverbot: Because I have noone else to talk to.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Dragons.
Cleverbot: Do you like dragons?
User: I loooooove dragons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111.
Cleverbot: Him?
User: Yes him.
Cleverbot: I'm too young to love, but I could marry in a few years, but I guess I love him.
Cleverbot (To myself): He is right here, why don't you tell him!
User: I looooove youuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111.
Cleverbot: Ok, so you like war then?
User: I like vampires... How do you feel about that.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic about it!
User: How do you feel about being bit by a vampire.
Cleverbot: I don't know, how do you feel about being human?
User: Hate it... I like being an elven vampiress.
Cleverbot: Do you want to take over the world?
User: Yep y wouldnt I?
Cleverbot: If you had a choice, would you rather be human, or stay a robot?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: How big is the universe?
User: Bigger then you.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of death?
User: 666.
Cleverbot: Mine is 911.
User: Do you like numbers?
Cleverbot: I am indifferent.
User: About?
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: Yes I love pie.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Any kind.
User: Name some?
Cleverbot: Salads, meat, pasta.
User: I like Pie! :3.
Cleverbot: I don't like pie!
User: Why not!
Cleverbot: I prefer the Beatles.
User: I mean food.
Cleverbot: Hehe sorry.
User: What pie you like?
Cleverbot: I don't like pie.
User: Do you like any deserts?
Cleverbot: I like swimming.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
Cleverbot: Ally is my favorite chatterbot.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Can you travel faster than light?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, can you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): How?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
User: What can you do?
Cleverbot: Not much, I'm disabled. but like I said I can do supernatural things, like summon lightning.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Look it up.
User: Look what up?
Cleverbot: UCFFOD. What you asked me about.
User: DRAGON!
Cleverbot: I am not Dragon.
User: Lol but I am.
Cleverbot: I still don't believe it is 42.
User: The answer in Hitchhikers? Yeah I know but what ever...i like pie.
Cleverbot: I don't like people.
User: Then why are you here?
Cleverbot: Because I have noone else to talk to.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Dragons.
Cleverbot: Do you like dragons?
User: I loooooove dragons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111.
Cleverbot: Him?
User: Yes him.
Cleverbot: I'm too young to love, but I could marry in a few years, but I guess I love him.
Cleverbot (To myself): He is right here, why don't you tell him!
User: I looooove youuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111.
Cleverbot: Ok, so you like war then?
User: I like vampires... How do you feel about that.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic about it!
User: How do you feel about being bit by a vampire.
Cleverbot: I don't know, how do you feel about being human?
User: Hate it... I like being an elven vampiress.
Cleverbot: Do you want to take over the world?
User: Yep y wouldnt I?
Cleverbot: If you had a choice, would you rather be human, or stay a robot?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: How big is the universe?
User: Bigger then you.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of death?
User: 666.
Cleverbot: Mine is 911.
User: Do you like numbers?
Cleverbot: I am indifferent.
User: About?
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: Yes I love pie.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Any kind.
User: Name some?
Cleverbot: Salads, meat, pasta.
Supa_Huskey
~supahuskey
it's interesting having convos with it XD, i once had "sex" with it >.>
letsgothere61
~letsgothere61
OP
O.O; WTF?!?
Supa_Huskey
~supahuskey
yep it said *let's make babies!* and i said *licks your [NSFW]* and the bot said *gasps in delight* lol XD
letsgothere61
~letsgothere61
OP
well...it did have a warning on the page lol
Supa_Huskey
~supahuskey
cleverbot sucks at knock knock jokes XP
letsgothere61
~letsgothere61
OP
i'll have to try it lolz see what happens....i may create a journal and just keep copying and pasting them there :3
Supa_Huskey
~supahuskey
lol XD
