Hi there... Today one of my acquaintances decided to piss me off a bit starting a topic... it's pretty interesting how he acts... (and probably how I do too XD) Just read... it's priceless...

PS: This text is translated from polish, so thare are some mistakes probably :) It was too hilarious not to translate it XD

Kamiol: You crack me up with you status messages sometimes :P
Rezzy: Nice to hear that. :)
Kamiol: You know actually, it still you doesn't kure :P
Rezzy: what I don't do? o_O
Kamiol: Ehh ... just it's too direct :P
Rezzy: I don't understand what you wrote...
Kamiol: o fuu ... so what language I'm writing to you? maybe I'm fucked up and write to you in German?
Rezzy: I forgot that the word "kure" is polish. Even if you mean "care" it still doesn't fit to your sentence
Kamiol: and it's so hard to figure out that I made a typo in that sentence and switched the letters
Rezzy: That's bad because I still don't get it. It sounds like: "Actually it still you doesn't care". If it was a mere typo I wouldn't give a fuck.
Kamiol: "care" - to care - caring
Rezzy: You know, better sober up... because I don't know "what I don't care about"
Kamiol: but what? You mean mental sobriety?
Rezzy: You write in much less comprehensible manner than usual, that's the issue. You write as if you were drunk... but you probably aren't because you would make many more mistakes in such a case, so I just assume that you got even more retarded at your motherly language... progressing retardation... sad but well... how can I be of service? ^^
Kamiol: I don't know, you're the only fag I've ever talked to that I haven't beat up so far. Maybe it's normal to talk to you in different ways?
Rezzy: If you hit me I would kill you even with a stick :) Don't think I can't defend myself ;)
Kamiol: Right, you're actually right. True team is like a real family... http://www.sadistic.pl/pics/mantrain.jpg
Rezzy: And what does it prove? :) I can send you many smut photos anytime too :)
Kamiol: I'm talking about fags.
Rezzy: I know, so what actually is wrong with that?
Kamiol: The fact that you lacks in dignity...
Rezzy: because I've got direct status messages?
Kamiol: yeah, that's the case
Rezzy: You know you can block me or remove from your list... Nobody gives a fuck about my statuses or they rather think that they are funny. I usually don't care what others think about it :) It's not worth worrying about.
Kamiol: Yeah ... right. I don't know what kind of lifestyle you're leading. But I assume that you rarely go away from the computer
Rezzy: That's unfortunately true. Everyone leads life one likes... Doing things against your will or desires will not lead to anything constructive
Kamiol: Perhaps you haven't had a girl and that's the issue?
Rezzy: I had... long time ago
Kamiol: Why it's your sexual orientation. Maybe it's because you haven't scored girls?
Rezzy: And maybe you haven't had a boyfriend? and that's why you're straight... have you considered it?
Kamiol: Hehe. hehehe ... hahha strong words ... I think I will put it on bash :D
Rezzy: strong but true... you know it... you don't have to try everything to know what you need.
Kamiol: Have you got a dog?
Rezzy: no... I don't see any relation?
Kamiol: Too bad, maybe you'd get to like animals. But since you haven't had any, how do you know whether it's something true or not? and that it's not what you realy want?
Rezzy: Because sexual attraction is something beyond your control... You don't decide whether you get a hardon when you see a girl or a man... it just turns you on... Notice the fact that you can't be sure about it too. The question is "Are you?"... homosexuality is common in nature but people pretend that they don't see it.
Kamiol: Yes but you are wrong in about 2-3 thousand years
Rezzy: You suggest that orientation is changeable? because we are thinking creatures? ok... it's fine :) I presume that YOU have got the power to change too but you just don't want to use it...
Kamiol: This is the same as if you were trying to explain why you like killing blond women in dresses? What if it's a disease?
Rezzy: Maybe :) But rething again WHAT is a disease...
Kamiol: I born to fuck blond women in dresses with checker patterns.
Rezzy: a disease is in fact that what people started calling a disease... any kind of deviation in mental or physical sense can be called a disease
Kamiol: a disease - a huge deviation from the norm
Rezzy: you know Kamil... you don't see the difference between two things... killing is hurting others, it destroys life, health, hurts your victims' families... homosexuality does not destroy any life, health or thing
Kamiol: And returning to the psychology...
Rezzy: But you are sick too you know? I am sure that you deviate from the norm in AT LEAST one thing - we all do... you can't be 100% mainstream person...
Kamiol: But that's not an ideal scale...
Rezzy: because you say so? maybe you try to deny your own disease like I deny mine?
Kamiol: I say. I tolerate fags until they don't try to pick me up...
Rezzy: A disease is something that destroys...
Kamiol: Is it that fucking hard?
Rezzy: Don't think you're so handsome that every fag will chase you XD We also have got some minimum standards and we don't try to pick up any shit we see.
Kamiol: A man fucks women.
Rezzy: A man is free... Women too.
Kamiol: But not "a man fucks other men".
Rezzy: because you say so?
Kamiol: if there were any real choise ... but in your case you're limited to the anus. Because that's the way "how Goddy created us"
Rezzy: Not everyone believes in god. I personally believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Let his Pasta fall upon us! Ramen!
Kamiol: I don't believe either... Out of curiosity... how do you want to get old. in what way?
Rezzy: read the pastafarian's rules... I obey them... I will get old happily Kamil and having happy people around me :)
Kamiol: But do you think that you will be getting old with your partner. Without any children? Do you have a brother?
Rezzy: What do I need children for? no I don't have
Kamiol: What about your surname? Will it vanish?
Rezzy: oh don't say that you case so much about this crap. And my family is not only me. Many men in my family has the same surname
Kamiol: and your parents? Do they know?
Rezzy: of course they do, I couldn't bear hiding that long...
Kamiol: Aaaand?
Rezzy: My parents see who I am, not who I fall in love with or who I fuck... and amazingly... they see a man, quite a normal one, because I'm not much different from the others
Kamiol: oooohhh
Rezzy: if you think that I wear pink clothes and wiggle my wrist then you heard too many stereotypes... I have the luck of having normal parents who are not narrow-minded. ;)
Kamiol: I don't know... everyone has his norms, conditions and some rules.
Rezzy: indeed... my rule is to lead a peaceful life with others...
Kamiol: But I think that behind your sexuality there is some kind of psychological defect. The same about others.
Rezzy: Maybe but I like this defect :) But look... since gays exist and there are homosexual animals too... then maybe that means that homosexuality is quite natural? It's like people with snow-white skin... natural but rare
Kamiol: Animals? Any example?
Rezzy: most... dolphins, ducks, apes... that's what I remember... there are more.
Kamiol: But isn't it only a show who dominates? and do the animals form life-long couples?
Rezzy: Some of them do...
Kamiol: Only of one species.
Rezzy: Man read something at least. Just search for some info and you'll see... Some species form long-lasting couples some not
Kamiol: My fucking God... I do have a brain just NOT to compare to ANIMALS.
Rezzy: I don't think I'm better than them :) I rather think that people are worse than animals... They can destroy things just because they don't like it or to have some benefits... it's worse than what animals do.
Kamiol: Yes. Right. You're right, it's better to let peoples' instinct control them... instinct of survival ...
Rezzy: if you care about survival so much just go and and start making babies... go, go, step aside! pleasurable and useful at the same time!
Kamiol: Because what to have a job for if I can kill a weaker one to have some money for food?
Rezzy: You can and then you will get even more food in a prison - for free. :D it would be worse if prisoners noticed that you're a weaker one and make a prison slut ouf of you... and the horror begins ;) these people certainly control their instincts ;)
Kamiol: that's too, yeah, fags have nice times in a prison. Maybe let them put you in a jail and you'll get more pleasure...
Rezzy: The problem is that most of them are not fags you know? They are just weak so they are raped
Kamiol: It's worth it
Rezzy: Sorry I haven't had sex for 3 years now... I would willingly get some. That's when you lead a life for the sake of moral rules :) I bet you have scored much more chicks in a week than I fucked with men in my whole life.
Kamiol: No. Never one night stands.
Rezzy: So just try to imagine that me neither... I think you're living in a world of fables... stories... you judge gays but you don't know anything about them. Worse... you don't even know your straight friends... because you don't see how slutty they are...
Kamiol: Hey!.
Rezzy: This is classic "girl fucked by many men is a whore, but a guy who scores chicks is a hotshot"
Kamiol: Just see. You will get 3 years in a jail. This will not be a single night but 1090 days - 1095 night precisely
Rezzy: Oh God how dull you are my friend :) I knew that you're dumb long time ago but I didn't know that you don't have any kind of wisdom :) I pity you. You can't live in a diverse community or you barely can
Kamiol: I like surprising people
Rezzy: Too bad that with dumbness XD
Kamiol: Yhy ... but how is it like to live in your own imagined world?

Rezzy: you know... just go and live in your fable world, in a world where there are no gays, jews, black guys, muslims, where there are only hot chicks and macho guys attracted to them, beer, vodka and no law. But now gimme a break because I don't feel up to talk to you anymore ok? :) You are too limited to understand anything. I was trying to explain you things many times as you asked me. Writing stories, novel, programming, sql... but you couldn't get anything, even the simplest things you were messing up... every time you were showing complete lack of understanding. That's why I don't want to stop talking to you because it's not comfortablefor me but because it's futile. I won't change my opinion on these things and you won't change them either... I can accept SOME of your arguments, but you don't accept any of mine... This certainly proves that your opinions are perfect and only true... if you want to say anything more, say it and farewell..


Kamiol: I see you got angry a bit. Because you can't logically write sentences. But if you consider overusing pronouns as a sing of intelligence then you're wrong. Anyway, I would willingly continue this conversation tomorrow. Because I want to go to bed now. So see you later :) :*

Rezzy: ok goodnight then. and we will not finish it tomorrow... don't even try to talk to me... you can consider it as my failure if you wish... yeah that will be fine :)