So I went out into the kitchen to go get a glass of rootbeer.
I come back to the computer desk to notice that I had already prepared myself a big ol' glass of koolaid less than 5 minutes ago and had yet to drink it. I then drank both the rootbeer and the koolaid. I had to pee really bad after that.

I tell you this probably because I wanted that big, fat journal from ages ago bumped off

but mostly because I like pee stories.