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Unicorn Man
15 years ago
This is the perfect story for FA. Because Sparkles is a Unicorn.
So my boss is a really nice guy. The kind of guy who was probably a rock star in his twenties but not the douchebag kind, the kind who played for causes and were sensitive. He probably saves the world twice before breakfast.
So a coworker found out he does not like a certain person and told another. She said
"I'm glad to hear that. So I know that (boss' name) isn't a unicorn born as a man."
And now at inopportune times I imagine my boss rearing on hind legs on a cliff, neighing into the wind with a giant horn on his head.
So my boss is a really nice guy. The kind of guy who was probably a rock star in his twenties but not the douchebag kind, the kind who played for causes and were sensitive. He probably saves the world twice before breakfast.
So a coworker found out he does not like a certain person and told another. She said
"I'm glad to hear that. So I know that (boss' name) isn't a unicorn born as a man."
And now at inopportune times I imagine my boss rearing on hind legs on a cliff, neighing into the wind with a giant horn on his head.
