As you all are presently aware of, Anthrocon is just veering over the horizon ominously like an disgruntled wench whom you forgot to pay for intimate services the prior eve. Needless to say, I am brimming with anticipation and various other conflicting and questionable emotions for this grandiose celebration of all things fur-coated and lewd.

'AC' from years past was my first experience with you lot and has convinced me that strange creatures and individuals of dubious behaviour are to be embraced, not pushed away. Well, perhaps not fully embraced; a pat on the shoulder would be acceptable, dependant on cleanliness, though I can't talk much concerning that department.

Regardless, if you wish to meet up for drinks or tomfoolery--or perhaps both--please let me know here, as I am quite the slippery eel when it comes to catching me at the right moment.

I'm an in-opportunist, you could say.

~Capt. Jack Sparrow