Hazel's Meme
18 years ago
General
1) If you were stranded on a desert island, what 5 things?
DS (with pokemon in it), Bed (with furnishings), Phone, Laptop (wireless internet, this island has hotspots!), drawing supplies... that counts as one>.>
2) Which feels best: taking a huge shit, pissing when u rly rly gotta go, or throwing up when yer sick?
uhh o__o;; I guess.. the piss one... god, scat's gross...
3) What is the weirdest concoction you have ever eaten? drinked? (i kno its not a word)
hell, I dunno... pineapples on pizza?
4) What is the most fucked up prank you have pulled?
I guess that'd have to be when I kicked someone in the face for looking at me funny... j/k, that's only the second most fucked up thing :'D xD
5) How many times a day do u masturbate?
If you're one of my close friends, then you know I only masterbate about two times a week :'D
6) What's the funniest movie quote u can think of?
"fuck you" HAHAHHAHA fuck I don't know -_-
7) Cake or pie?
cake
8) Mexican or Chinese food?
CHINESE :O
9) Most embarrassing memory
hmm.. being stripped for the first time most def.
10) Hotbox or clam bake?
uhh o.o; hotbox?
11) soda or pop?
SODA YOU YANKY FUCKS!
12) Favorite place to be evar
In my lovers arms.. or New york... *looks up at previous statement* shit...
13) Scariest thing that has happened to you
Uhhhhhh..... parents finding all my gay furry porn... that was pretty scary :D
14) Supernatural experiences?
not that I can think of D: but my thoughts on supernatural and yours are way different |D
15) If you had a million dollars...
I'd buy a new car, a new computer, a new house, and lotsa new stuff for me and close ones... I'm selfish <3
16) Some1 on FA you rly would have sex with lol gay
My Mate xD <3
17) Have you ever crapped yer pants literally? (lol i kno i talk about shit too much but i think shits funny...=P itreyu)
no :D not even way back in the whatever grade your in after you get out of diapers.
18) Fav video game and why
Kingdom hearts because it is the most amazing game ever because i love its story line, disney, and final fantasy cause I love it and keyblades rock and sora's hot and so is riku and so is cloud, and sora turns into a lion in kh2 and that's just super yiffy hotness and well... jizz.
19) Tell me about a rly awkward situation that u laffed yer ass off at later on.
hmm... i dunno... -short term memory-
20) Have u been arrested? What for?
I'M A GOOD PUPPY ;___;
21) Your biggest fear.
being rejected by the ones I love ;_____;
22) Best carnival ride u have ever been on and where is it located cause im gonna go there and fucking ride it cause rollercoasters and stuff are the fucking mad illish shiiiiiiiiit
uh.. sixflags... arlington texas ... cause that's where I live... and since I'm such a pussy, the flashback is the coolest cause thats the most extreme one I've been on.
23) Eat my asshole
fuck no D8
24) The biggest adrenaline rush u have evar had.
Paintballing?
25) Chunky or regular peanut butter?
chunky 8d
26) Beer or liquor? Fav drink?
is Smirnoff ice (you know, that drink for pussies like me) liquor or beer?
27) Pet Peeves?
when people use inappropriate grammar, and AIM speak. that's fucking annoying.
28) What is the best use u have ever made of tin foil?
foil ball wars of course...
29) Where in the world would u go if u could travel N E WHERE
UHH... O_O; I'd go to my boy's house, kidnap him, then go to Tokyo, then go to Rome, then go to Spain, then go to London, then go to Australia, then land in New York, where I'd make him live with me :3
30) if you could have ONE super power.... and no u cant have some crazy hybrid 20 powers in 1 type deal
I'd have super strength... cause like, then I could be strong and keep my boyish figure... and jump real high.. woot :D
31) First thing ud do in a zombie invasion
grab my shotguns and shotgun shellz.
32) wouldnt it be kinda cool if there was actually a zombie attack?
hell yah, gives me a reason to shoot things.
33) Whats another bad thing that u kinda wish would happen just cause it be an experience of a life time?
alien's landing o.o!
34) If you had a Death Note, where you could write some1's name in it and they die, how many names can you think of that u'd write in there (off the top of yer head)
-looks in the deathnote that he actually has- apparently about forty two :3 and then I'd go Kira style and start killin off criminals. :3
35) Tell me a good joke
hmm....... How do you fit a dead baby into a bowl... blender.. how do you get it out? tortilla chips |D
(compliments of nally on that one)
commissions [closed]
__BADGES__
(all come full color, laminated, come with badge clip)
Chibi Badges - 10$ - ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/594901/
Bust badge - 15$ - ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/512957/
itty bitty chibi couples - 5$ - ex. - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/512955/
__CHARACTER COMMISSIONS__
Sketch - 10$ - ex. (not available)
Inked - 15$ - ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/365554/
Full colored - 25$ ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/574212/
__REFERENCE SHEETS__
(all come full color)
Front, back, details - 35$ - ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/594192/
Front, head - 20$ ex. (not available)
Head ref: front, side - 15$ - ex. (not available)
---
Variations on each are available:
Adding yiffiness (increase price based on my judgement)
removal of nudity (such as in the ref, decrease price)
any other variations are possible to change pricing, but base prices are stable.
send me your details or For more information contact me at TsuraMutsugi[at]gmail.com
___
(* - paid. . # - in progress)
Slots:
Commissions:
1.
2. Devin(Full color two character w/ background)
3. Nally (Ref sheet)
4. boomfox*
5. Schulo (chibi badge and chibi couples badge)
Trades:
1.
2. Milligram
3. Mowzr
Gift art (I decide):
1. Vale
2. Blue (lycan)
3. Kuma
4. Andy
_THINGS TO SHIP OUT_
Beo (full color character)
Alabaster
DS (with pokemon in it), Bed (with furnishings), Phone, Laptop (wireless internet, this island has hotspots!), drawing supplies... that counts as one>.>
2) Which feels best: taking a huge shit, pissing when u rly rly gotta go, or throwing up when yer sick?
uhh o__o;; I guess.. the piss one... god, scat's gross...
3) What is the weirdest concoction you have ever eaten? drinked? (i kno its not a word)
hell, I dunno... pineapples on pizza?
4) What is the most fucked up prank you have pulled?
I guess that'd have to be when I kicked someone in the face for looking at me funny... j/k, that's only the second most fucked up thing :'D xD
5) How many times a day do u masturbate?
If you're one of my close friends, then you know I only masterbate about two times a week :'D
6) What's the funniest movie quote u can think of?
"fuck you" HAHAHHAHA fuck I don't know -_-
7) Cake or pie?
cake
8) Mexican or Chinese food?
CHINESE :O
9) Most embarrassing memory
hmm.. being stripped for the first time most def.
10) Hotbox or clam bake?
uhh o.o; hotbox?
11) soda or pop?
SODA YOU YANKY FUCKS!
12) Favorite place to be evar
In my lovers arms.. or New york... *looks up at previous statement* shit...
13) Scariest thing that has happened to you
Uhhhhhh..... parents finding all my gay furry porn... that was pretty scary :D
14) Supernatural experiences?
not that I can think of D: but my thoughts on supernatural and yours are way different |D
15) If you had a million dollars...
I'd buy a new car, a new computer, a new house, and lotsa new stuff for me and close ones... I'm selfish <3
16) Some1 on FA you rly would have sex with lol gay
My Mate xD <3
17) Have you ever crapped yer pants literally? (lol i kno i talk about shit too much but i think shits funny...=P itreyu)
no :D not even way back in the whatever grade your in after you get out of diapers.
18) Fav video game and why
Kingdom hearts because it is the most amazing game ever because i love its story line, disney, and final fantasy cause I love it and keyblades rock and sora's hot and so is riku and so is cloud, and sora turns into a lion in kh2 and that's just super yiffy hotness and well... jizz.
19) Tell me about a rly awkward situation that u laffed yer ass off at later on.
hmm... i dunno... -short term memory-
20) Have u been arrested? What for?
I'M A GOOD PUPPY ;___;
21) Your biggest fear.
being rejected by the ones I love ;_____;
22) Best carnival ride u have ever been on and where is it located cause im gonna go there and fucking ride it cause rollercoasters and stuff are the fucking mad illish shiiiiiiiiit
uh.. sixflags... arlington texas ... cause that's where I live... and since I'm such a pussy, the flashback is the coolest cause thats the most extreme one I've been on.
23) Eat my asshole
fuck no D8
24) The biggest adrenaline rush u have evar had.
Paintballing?
25) Chunky or regular peanut butter?
chunky 8d
26) Beer or liquor? Fav drink?
is Smirnoff ice (you know, that drink for pussies like me) liquor or beer?
27) Pet Peeves?
when people use inappropriate grammar, and AIM speak. that's fucking annoying.
28) What is the best use u have ever made of tin foil?
foil ball wars of course...
29) Where in the world would u go if u could travel N E WHERE
UHH... O_O; I'd go to my boy's house, kidnap him, then go to Tokyo, then go to Rome, then go to Spain, then go to London, then go to Australia, then land in New York, where I'd make him live with me :3
30) if you could have ONE super power.... and no u cant have some crazy hybrid 20 powers in 1 type deal
I'd have super strength... cause like, then I could be strong and keep my boyish figure... and jump real high.. woot :D
31) First thing ud do in a zombie invasion
grab my shotguns and shotgun shellz.
32) wouldnt it be kinda cool if there was actually a zombie attack?
hell yah, gives me a reason to shoot things.
33) Whats another bad thing that u kinda wish would happen just cause it be an experience of a life time?
alien's landing o.o!
34) If you had a Death Note, where you could write some1's name in it and they die, how many names can you think of that u'd write in there (off the top of yer head)
-looks in the deathnote that he actually has- apparently about forty two :3 and then I'd go Kira style and start killin off criminals. :3
35) Tell me a good joke
hmm....... How do you fit a dead baby into a bowl... blender.. how do you get it out? tortilla chips |D
(compliments of nally on that one)
commissions [closed]
__BADGES__
(all come full color, laminated, come with badge clip)
Chibi Badges - 10$ - ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/594901/
Bust badge - 15$ - ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/512957/
itty bitty chibi couples - 5$ - ex. - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/512955/
__CHARACTER COMMISSIONS__
Sketch - 10$ - ex. (not available)
Inked - 15$ - ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/365554/
Full colored - 25$ ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/574212/
__REFERENCE SHEETS__
(all come full color)
Front, back, details - 35$ - ex. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/594192/
Front, head - 20$ ex. (not available)
Head ref: front, side - 15$ - ex. (not available)
---
Variations on each are available:
Adding yiffiness (increase price based on my judgement)
removal of nudity (such as in the ref, decrease price)
any other variations are possible to change pricing, but base prices are stable.
send me your details or For more information contact me at TsuraMutsugi[at]gmail.com
___
(* - paid. . # - in progress)
Slots:
Commissions:
1.
2. Devin(Full color two character w/ background)
3. Nally (Ref sheet)
4. boomfox*
5. Schulo (chibi badge and chibi couples badge)
Trades:
1.
2. Milligram
3. Mowzr
Gift art (I decide):
1. Vale
2. Blue (lycan)
3. Kuma
4. Andy
_THINGS TO SHIP OUT_
Beo (full color character)
Alabaster
FA+

ten
but then there's all that dumb scat stuff for some reason xD
how tall are you?
how much do u weight?
its like who the fuck cares.
and i had 2 questions about poop and only one was SOULY about poop =P
And yes yes yes yes and yes to Kingdom Hearts.
pineapples on pizza isnt weird =P
being stripped IS weird the first time
GJ on the SODA...its so NOT pop
lol my parents didnt give a fuck about my porn or me being gay
how do u know if yer thoughts on supernatural are diff from mine?
flashback WAS awesome
paintballing is so rad i love it
its more along the lines of beer. but yer right smirnoff is a bitch drink LOL
lol its funny cause yer pet peeve is grammer and aim speak...my pet peeve is people who correct bad grammer OL. HAHA. like srsly. who cares? its the fucking interwebz there is nothing to prove and if yer like me, the way i chat OL does not in ANY WAY reflect how intelligent i am
i wanna go to tokyo... seems like every1 does
AHAHA i love yer joke cause i always tell the SAME joke except mine is with dead babies =P
I get to be a close friend now. *is referring to #5*