memethingfromN
18 years ago
General
Someone gives you money and sends you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments...what is it?
1. Produce: pineapple
2. Bakery: cinnomon rolls
3. Meat: bacon
4. Frozen: pizza rolls
5. Dry goods: bread o__O
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. pants
2. beanie
3. hoody
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Christ on a Cracker
2. Holy piss biscuits
3. Marf
4. -random noise-
5. -silence-
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Doodling.
2. talk to Dhaiul
3. vidja games
You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1. slow people driving in front of me
2. being cut off
3. slow people driving in front of me
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Video games
2. drawing
3. being naked
4. things I do while naked
5. drawing while naked
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. LOS TIGRES!!
2. otters :>
3. wolves <3
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Heroes <3
2. attack of the show (god I'm a loser)
3. jackass
4. phenomenon
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. double dutch german chocolate o_o
2. vanilla
3. hotfudge chocolate dip
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. my fucking license >:[
2. debit card
3. Borders card
4. Victoria's secret free panty card
5. Wallet has an ace of spades on it
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Conceptual artist
2. psychiatrist
3. lawyer
4. ROCK STAR >D
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. STOP. EATING. EVERYTHING.
2. DON'T TAKE SPANISH THREE OR CALCULUS!!!
3. Don't be such a bitch, express yourself and who gives a flying fuck what anyone else thinks.
4. Don't. Date. Jake.
1. Produce: pineapple
2. Bakery: cinnomon rolls
3. Meat: bacon
4. Frozen: pizza rolls
5. Dry goods: bread o__O
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. pants
2. beanie
3. hoody
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Christ on a Cracker
2. Holy piss biscuits
3. Marf
4. -random noise-
5. -silence-
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Doodling.
2. talk to Dhaiul
3. vidja games
You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1. slow people driving in front of me
2. being cut off
3. slow people driving in front of me
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Video games
2. drawing
3. being naked
4. things I do while naked
5. drawing while naked
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. LOS TIGRES!!
2. otters :>
3. wolves <3
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Heroes <3
2. attack of the show (god I'm a loser)
3. jackass
4. phenomenon
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. double dutch german chocolate o_o
2. vanilla
3. hotfudge chocolate dip
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. my fucking license >:[
2. debit card
3. Borders card
4. Victoria's secret free panty card
5. Wallet has an ace of spades on it
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Conceptual artist
2. psychiatrist
3. lawyer
4. ROCK STAR >D
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. STOP. EATING. EVERYTHING.
2. DON'T TAKE SPANISH THREE OR CALCULUS!!!
3. Don't be such a bitch, express yourself and who gives a flying fuck what anyone else thinks.
4. Don't. Date. Jake.
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But it's fun to say ^_^
AOTS Is kick ass X3
Heh...naked antics :D
O.o Oh wait...did you say lawyer!? O_O *dives into the depths of hell to hide*