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15 years ago
Prepare to be ranted!
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting. (Meh, only sometimes.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show up late for work a lot. (Oh god no!)
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] You know how to do the dishes (doesn't mean I like it).
[X] You can count to 10 in another language. (German.)
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay (slowly getting better).
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. (Nope, I just pile shit on it.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 27
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR (have, but I refuse to use it)
Final: 31
Hey! I act as old as I look apparently.
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting. (Meh, only sometimes.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show up late for work a lot. (Oh god no!)
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] You know how to do the dishes (doesn't mean I like it).
[X] You can count to 10 in another language. (German.)
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay (slowly getting better).
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. (Nope, I just pile shit on it.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 27
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR (have, but I refuse to use it)
Final: 31
Hey! I act as old as I look apparently.
Some people say I'm robbing the cradle. I prefer to think that you're robbing the grave.
Pft. Yeah, 3 months is robbing the cradle. Unless you were talking about someone else...?