Of all things, of all days, of all times, I happen to sit in the couch downstairs with a cup of coffee in my hand watching the news. Ofcourse, first there's a boring cultural thing on, listing some top-5 shit, mostly art and highly cultural junkaroo, most notably that goddamn wedding they've been circlejerking about the whole goddamn year (I honestly don't give a shit, but when you're forced to see it everyday, everytime, reminding us about OH SHIT ROYAL WEDDING OMG you want this shit to blow over fast). BUT LOOOO AND BEHOLD, I almost sprouted a murderous boner when the top 1 spot was about the new CD from Watain. It was brutal as fuck. 15 minutes later I ordered the CD along with some Satyricon. Feels good man.

Yes I pay for music.

Artsybits later, just wanted to be a blogwhore for a moment because holy smoking dickwaffles, this is the biggest thing since Opeth released Watershed. I regard Scandinavian metal to be top fucking percentage, and there's not a single thing that can change that fact.

Btw it's friday, what are YOU gonna do? I'm gonna get some popcorn.