I was in the bathroom, at my old, old house, getting ready to go out. I don't know why I keep dreaming I live there, but I was in there anyway. When I woke up that morning my foot was hurting, but it wasn't until I got into the bathroom that I realized why- there was a toe on it. Wtf. My foot had grown an additional toe over night, but not in a normal spot- but on top of the foot- like a blemish.
I began to panic, cause what the fuck, it's a toe. I can't just tear it off, and it hurt! So I called my brother, with no other options and no idea what to do.

that's when I noticed my second problem: A pimple on my cheek. A huge pimple that had my face. It didn't say anything, so it wasn't like family guy, or anything, it just had my face and stared at me. My brother came over, freaked out when he saw it, and burst it with a pin. But instead of popping like a normal zit, it actually 'fell' off and rolled to the ground in a bloody smear. (I know. I KNOW. You think you're grossed out, my brain was telling me this was really happening!) My brother told me he found a place that could help with my foot, but it would take an entire week to fix. I was like. A whole week? that's it? Fuck, lets do it!!



I was on the playground, and these kids kept teasing me. Again and again and again. They kept running up and hitting me, or poking me with sticks. So I beat the ever loving hell out of them with violence. I haven't used tae kwan do in a long time, but it was like one of those old kung fu movies, which made me giggle. I was trying to get to my mother, who was living in jungle gym for some reason. She kept calling me on my cell phone to collect bugs for her. I didn't know why she couldn't catch her own damn bugs, but whatever. Eventually I got there, caught her a beetle, but when I bought it to her, it flew out of my hands.
She looked at me, and smiled sadly, and said that's alright, thanks for trying.
I asked her why she wanted bugs, and she said she was hungry, and hadn't eaten today. The bank forclosed on her house and thats why she had to live in the jungle gym. D:
I asked her why she didn't tell me and she said she didn't want to be a bother. D:
ffffffffffffffuck. When I woke up I found her and gave her a hug.