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Character Personality Survey
15 years ago
Greetings astronuts! I hope you all feel inquisitive today, for I have here some enlightening activities to level those lobes! K so I wanted this to be filled out by someone, but while where at it, let's all quest for knowledge!
Ok, so before anyone fills out the personality questionnaire below, please be sure to do so in the favorable criteria; pick one of your characters and have that character answer the questions, or you could answer them yourself. Please answer the questions in a way the character would answer; be that character, even if it means straying from the question entirely. Answer any number or amount of the 3 question sets below; as little or as much as you want. Answer truthfully, now; science needs accuracy!
I hope you find the survey quite stimulative.
Question Set Number 1
1. Which do you prefer, cats or dogs?
2. Why did you pick dogs? Cats are amazing; you have no soul.
3. Portal gun, or Gravity gun?
4. If you picked gravity gun, you’re a sick being and I want you to know that.
5. Floofy tails, or whispy, thin tails?
6. Red or blue?
7. Salt, or pepper?
8. Whispy red pepper, or floofy blue salt?
9. Which question do you like the most? No I don’t like you either.
10. A train leaves Chicago at 4:50am and travels regularily at 45mph (train regulations are rediculous) If it were to maintain itself at the same speed, what time would it arrive if it were to stop in New York? STOP, NO YOU CANNOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION. I’VE TRIED MYSELF, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
We are rolling in the enlightenment! But If you found those set of questions too rediculous to answer, then perhaps a more serious bsns version might pique your involvement… If this is the case, then you would answer set #2
Question Set Number 2
1. Would you like the ability to fly, or have super strength?
2. What genre of entertainment do you enjoy to observe on the Television? (science, horror, ect.)
3. If a person would to spill a drink on you, and it actually looked intentional, would you let it slide? What would you do?
4. Do you like Cars?
5. What would you buy first if you had all the money in the world?
6. A hobo decides to have a passive chat with you on the bus. Do you ignore him?
7. Is your living quarters a clean place? Do you clean it yourself?
8. If you were about to lose both your eyes and arms, but suddenly you can save one, which would you keep?
9. What Is your favorite food?
10. Should everyone have what they want?
We’ll need a bigger piggy bank to store all this knowledge! But hold the phone, there’s one last set of questions if you wish to answer them. This one is a little more direct.
Question Set Number 3
1. Are you the silent type, or are you clear and outgoing?
2. Are you comfortable around large groups of people?
3. Do you like fighting?
4. Do you find yourself disgusted, or optimistic at people today?
5. Would you consider yourself organized?
Well I think that just tipped the scales! My head is overflowing with data! Surely all this will result in a new invention that will thrust humanity in the space age. I do humbly thank you for participating in this survey.
Other than that, I have no other news. Be off with you now, science is busy.
Ok, so before anyone fills out the personality questionnaire below, please be sure to do so in the favorable criteria; pick one of your characters and have that character answer the questions, or you could answer them yourself. Please answer the questions in a way the character would answer; be that character, even if it means straying from the question entirely. Answer any number or amount of the 3 question sets below; as little or as much as you want. Answer truthfully, now; science needs accuracy!
I hope you find the survey quite stimulative.
Question Set Number 1
1. Which do you prefer, cats or dogs?
2. Why did you pick dogs? Cats are amazing; you have no soul.
3. Portal gun, or Gravity gun?
4. If you picked gravity gun, you’re a sick being and I want you to know that.
5. Floofy tails, or whispy, thin tails?
6. Red or blue?
7. Salt, or pepper?
8. Whispy red pepper, or floofy blue salt?
9. Which question do you like the most? No I don’t like you either.
10. A train leaves Chicago at 4:50am and travels regularily at 45mph (train regulations are rediculous) If it were to maintain itself at the same speed, what time would it arrive if it were to stop in New York? STOP, NO YOU CANNOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION. I’VE TRIED MYSELF, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
We are rolling in the enlightenment! But If you found those set of questions too rediculous to answer, then perhaps a more serious bsns version might pique your involvement… If this is the case, then you would answer set #2
Question Set Number 2
1. Would you like the ability to fly, or have super strength?
2. What genre of entertainment do you enjoy to observe on the Television? (science, horror, ect.)
3. If a person would to spill a drink on you, and it actually looked intentional, would you let it slide? What would you do?
4. Do you like Cars?
5. What would you buy first if you had all the money in the world?
6. A hobo decides to have a passive chat with you on the bus. Do you ignore him?
7. Is your living quarters a clean place? Do you clean it yourself?
8. If you were about to lose both your eyes and arms, but suddenly you can save one, which would you keep?
9. What Is your favorite food?
10. Should everyone have what they want?
We’ll need a bigger piggy bank to store all this knowledge! But hold the phone, there’s one last set of questions if you wish to answer them. This one is a little more direct.
Question Set Number 3
1. Are you the silent type, or are you clear and outgoing?
2. Are you comfortable around large groups of people?
3. Do you like fighting?
4. Do you find yourself disgusted, or optimistic at people today?
5. Would you consider yourself organized?
Well I think that just tipped the scales! My head is overflowing with data! Surely all this will result in a new invention that will thrust humanity in the space age. I do humbly thank you for participating in this survey.
Other than that, I have no other news. Be off with you now, science is busy.
I'd get super strength. Cuz then I'd have super strong legs to have super high and long jumps. XP
Question Set Number 1
1. Which do you prefer, cats or dogs? Duhh, cats. Dogs are evil. Especially wild african ones. Gah :<
2. Why did you pick dogs? Cats are amazing; you have no soul. I DIDN'T PICK DOGS why won't you listen to me :c
3. Portal gun, or Gravity gun? Portal.
4. If you picked gravity gun, you’re a sick being and I want you to know that. Why do you not listen to me?!?! I feel unloved.
5. Floofy tails, or whispy, thin tails? Whispy. Like mine! *waggles*
6. Red or blue? Blue. Red is so aggressive :c
7. Salt, or pepper? Pepper :)
8. Whispy red pepper, or floofy blue salt? OH GOD TOO HARD ugh I guess whispy red pepper.
9. Which question do you like the most? No I don’t like you either. I like your FACE
10. A train leaves Chicago at 4:50am and travels regularily at 45mph (train regulations are rediculous) If it were to maintain itself at the same speed, what time would it arrive if it were to stop in New York? STOP, NO YOU CANNOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION. I’VE TRIED MYSELF, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. Well I have no fecking idea, I'm British. Stop poking me with your big American train stick. >:[
Question Set Number 2
1. Would you like the ability to fly, or have super strength? Fly, wheeeeeee
2. What genre of entertainment do you enjoy to observe on the Television? (science, horror, ect.) Documentries.
3. If a person would to spill a drink on you, and it actually looked intentional, would you let it slide? What would you do? I'd tell him to quit it then offer to buy him another as a gesture of goodwill! :D
4. Do you like Cars? No.
5. What would you buy first if you had all the money in the world? Pizza and vodka.
6. A hobo decides to have a passive chat with you on the bus. Do you ignore him? No I engage his in conversation and politely discuss his theories on conspiricies
7. Is your living quarters a clean place? Do you clean it yourself? Pristine and yes. :)
8. If you were about to lose both your eyes and arms, but suddenly you can save one, which would you keep? Eyes, I love sight.
9. What Is your favorite food? Caterpillars. NO WAIT grubs. Yep, grubs.
10. Should everyone have what they want? Only if I want them to
Question Set Number 3
1. Are you the silent type, or are you clear and outgoing? Outgoing and playful
2. Are you comfortable around large groups of people? Prefer to be with groups of close friends but perfectly comfy in crowds
3. Do you like fighting? Nope I am a loving peaceful sort <3
4. Do you find yourself disgusted, or optimistic at people today? Optimistic! Always! Constantly!
5. Would you consider yourself organized? Yessum :)
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1. Which do you prefer, cats or dogs?
If you mean 'Which would I prefer to kick' then I'm going to say dogs. Because Flint is technically a dog. And I would kick him. Besides, cats are assholes, I kinda like that, we can think of the same level.
2. Why did you pick dogs? Cats are amazing; you have no soul.
What, you want me to kick a cat instead? God you're a picky little twit.
3. Portal gun, or Gravity gun?
Portal gun, because I could steal shit from people way easier and they would never know. Gravity guns just make a ton of noise and I don't want to be caught when I'm trying to steal apples from Flint's bag.
4. If you picked gravity gun, you’re a sick being and I want you to know that.
Dammit, I picked a portal gun! Change my answer, change my answer to gravity gun RIGHT NOW, I don't want to be a model member of society godammit!
5. Floofy tails, or whispy, thin tails?
Oh god, whispy, when I think floof I think Flint and I don't want to think of that puffy fluffy fruity fiery ass.
6. Red or blue?
Blood.
7. Salt, or pepper?
I hate pepper! Salt is great for torturing slugs-- But wait pepper would hurt more if I poured it in someone's eyes- but too much salt can kill someone--- DAMMIT I DON'T KNOW!
8. Whispy red pepper, or floofy blue salt?
If whispy red pepper is easier to toss in peoples' faces then I'm going with the pepper.
9. Which question do you like the most? No I don’t like you either.
The one where I only had to say one damn thing. And don't you even dare think of trying to remotely like me, I'll kick your ass if you so much as try to give me a friendly smile!
10. A train leaves Chicago at 4:50am and travels regularily at 45mph (train regulations are rediculous) If it were to maintain itself at the same speed, what time would it arrive if it were to stop in New York? STOP, NO YOU CANNOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION. I’VE TRIED MYSELF, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
IT CAN'T BECAUSE THAT TRAIN DOESN'T GO THERE SHUT UP THERE IS NO TRAIN
THE TRAIN
IS
A LIE
Question Set Number 2
1. Would you like the ability to fly, or have super strength?
If I can fly can I piss on people I don't like?
2. What genre of entertainment do you enjoy to observe on the Television? (science, horror, ect.)
Horror with guts and blood and the death of retarded people, I sometimes pretend I'm the killer, but then if I get to into it Flint always turns the TV off and punches me... Grrr...
3. If a person would to spill a drink on you, and it actually looked intentional, would you let it slide? What would you do?
I would tell them they better make it by by sucking my MMFDGFGFD*muffled by various Dawn members*
4. Do you like Cars?
Only in crashes.
5. What would you buy first if you had all the money in the world?
A "get the hell out of my room" dispenser that will activate at the push of a button and fling any offending trespassers into a pit of cave crickets.
6. A hobo decides to have a passive chat with you on the bus. Do you ignore him?
No, I don't ignore him. I glare at him, stand up, flip him off, and move to the other side of the bus.
7. Is your living quarters a clean place? Do you clean it yourself?
Excuse me did you just say "is" followed by a plural? Your horrible mistake renders me unable to answer your horribly worded question.
8. If you were about to lose both your eyes and arms, but suddenly you can save one, which would you keep?
My arms, because if I keep my arms there's a chance I could rip out someone else's eyes and replace my missing eyes with their eyes, and not just any eyes either, I would try to get some really cool looking eyes so people will be like 'holy crap you are cool' when I look at them, but then I would punch them for trying to be friendly with me, so I'll get to punch a lot of people and without arms I couldn't do that so I am keeping my arms thank you very much.
9. What Is your favorite food?
Honeycrisp apples. Buy me some. Now.
10. Should everyone have what they want?
No, just me.
Question Set Number 3
1. Are you the silent type, or are you clear and outgoing?
I'm the outgoing type in that I'm outgoing in saying "Go the hell away you piss me off"
2. Are you comfortable around large groups of people?
As comfortable as a bed made of porcupine quills.
3. Do you like fighting?
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Are you shitting me?
YES I LIKE FIGHTING!
4. Do you find yourself disgusted, or optimistic at people today?
Maybe if you payed attention to all my answers you would KNOW that, now wouldn't you?!
5. Would you consider yourself organized?
Organized enough to kick you in the gut and make off with your wallet, yes.
Oh hey, it's over, thank the gods, I was getting really ticked off...
A train leaves Chicago at 4:50am and travels regularily at 45mph (train regulations are rediculous) If it were to maintain itself at the same speed, what time would it arrive if it were to stop in New York
if there is a train and the distince reading i got is correct than-
the train started at 4:50 am
the cities are approx 711.47 miles apart
constant speed is 45miles an hour
it takes 15.8104 hours round it up to 16 hours
making it 8:50 p.m.chicago time
due to time zone changes it is 9:50 p.m. new york time
so takeing into concideration variables, mathmaticale issues, and a lack of information
the train would most likely reach new yourk about somewhere between 9:30 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. new york time
it appears that you have absolutely no idea of HOW IMPOSSIBLE THE QUESTION IS
truly, your futility is puzzling
even if there is no train running between the two cities, this is a hypothetical question
i will proove my intelegance...FOR SCIANCE
(and not spelling)
Kamunt answered this, of course. :3 OF course, now I have a huge craving for salmon....and catnip...