10. No, artists do not deserve the "ridiculous" prices they charge. Consider the fact that your average pic takes about four hours from sketch to final coloring: if you pay $40 that's $10 an hour. The current minimum wage in America is $5.15. Usually $20 or less should suffice.

9. Just because they draw pr0n doesn't mean they'll draw your pr0n. It just means you need to slip them an extra five.

8. Bitching at an artist every hour until they do your commission is not a good way to motivate them. But it is a good way to get your money back if thats what your looking for.

7. Just because she's submissive doesn't mean she wants to submit to you, but force is always an option. Just because she's domme doesn't mean she wants you as a pet, but, again, force is always an option.

6. It's okay to live and let live. The fact that they don't share your interest doesn't make them a bad person. Pushing your interests on them makes you a better person.

5. Chatting with someone for five minutes means that, without a doubt, they love you. It can also meanthey are immediately your friend, your mate, your buddy, or if you wish it a casual acquaintance.

4. Believing you're actually a dragon in a human body is fine. Thinking this makes you so much better than everyone else out there makes you an 'otherkin' and are therefor immediately treated as such. Inclusing but not limited to; excessive beatings, parking tickets, and/or lack of money for food.

3. It's spelled HYOOMAN. H-Y-O-O-M-A-N. If you use "Human" in serious conversation, you are either a Ferengi or a moron.

2. Buying a commission from an artist entitles you to at least 1 cyber of the pic you just comissioned. Buying a book from Barnes and Nobel entitls you to a free bj from the author, the only problem is no one can ever get close enough before your beaten unconcious by everyone else trying to get their free bjs.

1. When in doubt, remember Firbaelvan Rinomaheru: "A fanboi is someone who can't change his mind and won't close his pants."

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