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Manly Meme
15 years ago
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There's a 'Girly Meme' going around so I thought I'd counter with a Manly Meme:
General:
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket)
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deoderant stong enough to make you socially acceptible but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (more action/more gory = better)
12) [x] Working on mechanical items
13) [x] Building things
14) [x] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 18
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [] (insert profanity here)
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 21
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Final Total: 22
Take the final total and multiply by two. This will give you the percent you are manly.
44% Argh! Not even 50%?!?!?! The Sports and Reading Material did me in!
General:
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket)
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deoderant stong enough to make you socially acceptible but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (more action/more gory = better)
12) [x] Working on mechanical items
13) [x] Building things
14) [x] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 18
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [] (insert profanity here)
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 21
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Final Total: 22
Take the final total and multiply by two. This will give you the percent you are manly.
44% Argh! Not even 50%?!?!?! The Sports and Reading Material did me in!
