Okay, so I've had a few people ask WTF?!? so I figured I'd put this up here in case anyone was curious or needs the clarification.

First of all:
EVERYTHING I DRAW WILL BE TOTALLY FREE. You don't have to pay me a dime. If you feel some sort of burning NEED to pay for it, may I suggest donating that to a local animal shelter or buying a hot meal for a family through a local charity. They need the $$ much more than I do right now.

Rules about getting free art from me:
1. You must ask me. I don't do well with demands. A simple note or shout of "Hey! Could you/Would you/Will you draw such and such for me?" is just fine. If you have my email addy, you can also send a note there.

2. I do have a life outside of this (as much as I wish I didn't), so I'll be slow from time to time. Please understand that and don't message me every hour on the hour with 'ARE YOU DONE YET?!?! WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!' I'll be forced to kill you and that won't end well for anyone.

3. You can, though, poke me if it seems like I'm taking a really long time. I will never drop a project, but I do have the memory of a goldfish at times and may forget if I haven't written it down somewhere. So, if it's been a week or so and I haven't shown my ugly mug, give me a friendly nudge.

4. I will draw almost anything, though I do have some limitations. They're as follows:
full on pr0n. I'm no good at it and it's not something that interests me. I WILL do nudes and tasteful couples/group kinds of things, but sorry. No insert tab A into slot B or whatever. I'm sorry, I'm just not any good at that.
Any fetish stuff. I don't know enough about any of it to draw it very well. Maybe once I feel more confident, I'll give it a go.

5. Other than that, I'll try anything at least once so feel free to ask for art! I would love to do fan art too, so ... if I'm watching you, look out. There might be fan art popping up of you.*

*If you do NOT want fan art drawn of you, let me know and I will take it down right away.



So, yes. That's about it. Mahalo nui loa everyone!