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Hooray! I'm 'Complicated!'
15 years ago
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Kyoo no tema wa kore desu....
I is the luckiest ratty anywheres, for I am 
dakotawolf's 'It's Complicated' on Facebook!!! It was very special---Dakotah got on bended knee & asked me via text.
Of course I said yes--wouldn't you?!
Ours is a ridiculously open relationship, yet committed. Complete with straight-jackets. I am secure in our bond; I freely share my Complication with others.
However, I do have a jealous streak. Nobody is permitted to assrape Dakotah but me!
With her permission, go ahead & slap it & lick it & fondle it & have sex with it to your heart's content---but Dakotah's ass is MINE to rape!
You assrape Dakotah & I will hunt you down & give you SUCH a pinch! Or tear your intestines out. Whatever.
Some have tried to talk us out of it, but we've started having children right away. Our daughter
pedrolerenard is our first. Please try not to be a bad influence on him.
I have cause to be concerned for daughter Pedro, and I'm not just referring to all the facial hair. There are --dare I say it-- repeated instances of willful scuzziness. I have no idea where our daughter gets it; both sides of our family are scuzz-free. I think it may be time for drastic measures. Perhaps neutering, or a sadistic English boarding-school.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to inform my Complication of my deep abiding affection. I'll be texting "Penis" to her about 5 times.
dakotawolf's 'It's Complicated' on Facebook!!! It was very special---Dakotah got on bended knee & asked me via text. Of course I said yes--wouldn't you?!
Ours is a ridiculously open relationship, yet committed. Complete with straight-jackets. I am secure in our bond; I freely share my Complication with others.
However, I do have a jealous streak. Nobody is permitted to assrape Dakotah but me!
With her permission, go ahead & slap it & lick it & fondle it & have sex with it to your heart's content---but Dakotah's ass is MINE to rape!
You assrape Dakotah & I will hunt you down & give you SUCH a pinch! Or tear your intestines out. Whatever.
Some have tried to talk us out of it, but we've started having children right away. Our daughter
pedrolerenard is our first. Please try not to be a bad influence on him. I have cause to be concerned for daughter Pedro, and I'm not just referring to all the facial hair. There are --dare I say it-- repeated instances of willful scuzziness. I have no idea where our daughter gets it; both sides of our family are scuzz-free. I think it may be time for drastic measures. Perhaps neutering, or a sadistic English boarding-school.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to inform my Complication of my deep abiding affection. I'll be texting "Penis" to her about 5 times.
I think!
It's that rap-n-roll music that's making you scuzzy, isn't it? You been heeding the call of that satan-worshipping Eminem Tupac Enya Manson fella, haven't you? It's a bad influence on you. I'm going to buy you some nice Food City Mexican Polka records to listen to, that'll straighten you out (and everyone know how badly you need to be straightened out).
You win many assrapes!
- - -Interrupted Broadcast Message- - -
Dakotah has temporary lost her mine to OT, late nights, and loss of sleep. (She just needed clarification on how to spell "loss.") Left of center (as opposed to off the map entirely) broadcasting will resume in the morning.
2) It might not have been Facebook, it may have been Myspace or some other "social networking" euphanism for a sad sorry cry for attention instead of actual interaction like, I dunno, meeting people or talking to them on the phone (the irony of the medium I'm using to say this does not escape me)
3) Stop making a mockery of the most beautiful moment in my life or we'll name you as Pedro's Godfather, kthxbai
I'd be willing to take a genetic paternity style test to prove otherwise! And the word "God" and I shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentance, I think it's a mortal sin!
DONE!