After a days work, and working on the computer, I though I'd like to relax and just simply play left 4 dead 2 with my $60 turtle beach headset.
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Oh wait, my brother thought it'd be a good idea to keep leaving my shit on the floor when he's done playing, so the tip of the headset jack snapped clean off and now I'm pissed because I don't get to throw out $60 and not have a job, and sit at home, complain and fart.

So, I'm getting the fuck out of here asap.

I will still have internet, so you shouldn't stop seeing me.