General:
01) [X] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [X] You spit on the ground when not in a building
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 10

Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [X] Working on mechanical items.
13) [X] Building things.
14) [X] Working out at a gym
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [X] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 16

Do you shop at:
21) [X] Home Depot
22) [X] Lowe's
23) [X] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [X] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [X] Hobby shops
27) [X] Comic book stores
28) [X] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores

Total So Far: 25

Do you say:
31) [X] Son
32) [X] I can fix it.
33) [X] Man-up
34) [X] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [X] Don't be a wuss.
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [X] Take it like a man.
38) [X] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] (insert profanity here)
40) [X] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 35

Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [X] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] Comic books
47) [X] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Final Total: 38

Multiply by 2 and.....