This is a story, 20 years in the making, a love story about 2 whos love was damned from the start.

The 2 lovers had met roughly in the early 90's, one Raphael and the other Leo Leo was a bigger man, and Raph was a little guy, but very striking. they didn't know it at the time, but they would end up together in more ways than one. time passed and the 2 grew more and more fond of each other, playing around, cuddling, basking in the sun.

Then the trouble happened, with Leo's temper on the rise and Raphs small size, the relation was headed for disaster. they started fighting more and more, Leo ate to much, Raph wasn't good in bed, Leo never cleaned up after him self. ect. ect. the fights got more and more intense, shouting, scratching, in some cases maiming.

Police arrived a day late and a dollar short, Leo had already done Raph in, beaten to death in their own home, roomies for 20 years, he finally snapped. Leo is now in police custody and Raph got a funeral fit for a king, the way he would have wanted it, right next to his favorite pond.

All this is immensely funny when you realize im just talking about my 2 turtles, and i decided to throw in a story to their life. but seriously, Raph is dead