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1.) YOUR NAME?
“Seth”
The ancient Egyptian god of chaos, the embodiment of hostility and even of outright evil. He is also a god of war, deserts, storms, and foreign lands. As the god of deserts he protects the caravans which travel through the desert, but he also causes sandstorms which bring him into conflict with the fertility god Osiris. The two are adversaries and in the Osiris myths, Seth killed his brother and scattered the remains all over Egypt. Seth belongs to the Ennead of Heliopolis and is the son of Geb and Nut (or Re and Nut). He is the brother of Osiris, Isis, and Nephthys, who is sometimes given as his consort, although Seth is more commonly associated with the foreign, Semitic goddesses Astarte and Anat. During the 3rd millenium BCE Seth replaced Horus as the tutelary deity of the pharaohs, but the story of Osiris' murder gained currency and Horus was restored to his original status. The war that followed lasted eighty years, during which Seth tore out Horus' left eye and Horus tore off Seth's foreleg and testicles. Eventually, Horus emerged victorious, or was deemed the victor by the council of the gods, and thus became the rightful ruler of the kingdoms of Lower and Upper Egypt. Seth was forced to return the eye of Horus and was either castrated or killed. In other versions he went to live with the sungod Re, where he became the voice of thunder. In the Book of the Dead, Seth is called "Lord of the Northern Sky" and is held responsible for storms and cloudy weather.
-They... they ripped off my testicles?-


2.) YOUR AGE?
"??"
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3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"gingy"
A word used between red heads to address each-other, sorta like how african americans use the "N" word but just between gingers instead.
-He is a ginger-


4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
"Playing video games"
Term for masturbation.
"Mom, don't come in. I'm playing video games. Let me beat this boss, and I'll be right out."


5.) FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
"Black"
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black. 2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.
-thats so racist! XD-


6.) BIRTHPLACE?
"Wilmington"
Largest city in Delaware, basically younger step-sibling to Philadelphia (about 15 minutes away) Philly people go to Wilmington to work and Wilmington people go to Philly for a good time...Home of large credit card companies and various other crap.
I know about life in Philly because I am from Wilmington. I just wish Wilmington was as fun as Philly.
-but it's not in Delaware it's in NC-


8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?
"7"
The fiercest digit known to man.
7 is the fiercest digit because 7 8 9. Ha
-that joke is so corny-


9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
"Cody"
1) An attractive guy that chicks digg. 2) A being who has a level manliness about them of which is somewhat subtle yet unparalleled, and which is sometimes mistaken by lesser men as gayness. 3) A higher level of man who endures a multitude of gay jokes, but is in reality much more straight than the lesser men who provoke him.
1) Girl 1 - omg, did you like, see that cute guy at the mall today?
Girl 2 - omg girlfriend, he was like, such a cody!!!

2) Boy 1 - Wow that kid in our science class is so gay.
Boy 2 - No, he's actually a cody.
Boy 1 - Oh! Nevermind, that was my mistake. He's more of a man than I could ever dream of being.

3) Boy 1 - Wow you are so gay...
Boy 2 - Wow you would say that. He's way more straight than you could ever be. He's a Cody. No offense dude, but you're kind of a closet queer.
Boy 1 - Nuh uh I'm a cody too.
Boy 2 - B.S. dude you are so not manly enough to be a cody. You're gay.
-wow i probably shouldn't tell him that-


10.) NICKNAMES?
"ethopean child"
-My friends were making fun of me for taking my shirt off in gym class, because I was so skinny.-
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"voodoo"
-cause my username on alot of sites is voodoo predator-
Haitian religion combining Catholicism and West African-influenced animist beliefs.