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Covered in poo, how I got this way >_< lol
15 years ago
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ok the day started out innocent enough. planned a hiking trip to the Angeles National forest. a place that a great roo (whom I miss ... Kironeem o.o) and I once went with NilesFoxbat and Huepow00. The road was closed when we got there, main entrance to the spot, we tried to get in further north and that just ended in failure and a car blowing smoke, we had to stop at panda express to let it cool down.
Decided that a beach run might be nice. originally we planned to go to Santa Monica, but after much discussion, we decided to head down to Mission Viejo to this secluded little beach that I loved to hang out at. Traffic was epic... slow enough that i could have walked to the beach faster, but not until we were wayyy down the road from any notable beach.
The original plan was to get some swim trunks and go swimming. stopped at the store, didnt have anything in our size. the bunny wears 33inch waist... only had 38s or more. Niles decided to try on this skin tight pair of swim trunks that completely showed his junk over in the fitting room, thankfully there was only one family with children there. Yes little billy, that is a 19 year olds junk at eye level, too bd hes unobservant, didnt see the child 3 inches from his crotch while he was saying "does this look terrible on my ass?" poor kid nearly lost his eye......we decided to forego the shopping and enjoy the water as we were...
When we got there, it was beautiful.... the sun was hidden by a thin cloud layer, the scenery was epic. since we didnt get swim trunks at Walmart, we just went for a walk.
I being myself, decided to just go waist deep in the water and enjoy myself, eventually convincing the others to join me. We spent the evening frolicking, even Niles who is perpetually apathetic was amazed with the geography of this location. we enjoyed a good stroll along the shore. I was actually relaxing, feeling pretty good, walking bare foot along the rocks.
Eventually we made it to the main beach area, a mile down the coast... you have to cross it while heading to some of the hidden areas.... we were greeted by a very perky 3 ft tall lifeguard who came to us with a concerned look......
"you havent been in the water have you?" she bleeted like a little sheep.."why yes, me and my friends were relaxing in a small tideal pool over by those rocks!"
"oh," she said " because the water has been closed off due to contamination, you see the local sewage treetment plant had a failure in one of thier filters, and its been spilling raw sewage into the sea water, about 400 ft from this spot since yesterday" she says as she points to a huge overflow pipe spewing some very foul smelling fluids into the ocean....
"you need to shower immediately, or your going to be very sick..."
fortunately, only my lower half, just to my waistline had been submerged, no open cuts, no sores so overall i should be fine, but the rush to the shower was only eclipsed by the storming of the Nazis over the Europe.
Driving home, just heads hung low, I was stopped at the light along aliso creek road. not looking, i had my windows down, i decided to shreak "Wheeeeeee! OMG!" at the top of my lungs to explain how careless we were frolicking in the poo soup.... the girls not 2 feet from me in a bmw with the windows down decided this was some "mating" ritual that i was trying to start with them, so they followed me for 10 miles trying to catch us stopping somewhere, there were so preoccupied with 3 decent looking guys in a Mercedes Benz (us, the flamboyantly gay trio) that they nearly rear ended a rather high end Porsche as they were staring at us...
eventually they dropped chase, but my car was struggling to move, i did not stop because i didnt want to be attacked by some giddy chicks with thier coochies all reared up... we just made it to a gas station (barely) with a stall sputter of my engine as we made it to the pumps of a local mobile gas station...
this was 6 hours of failure. 2, I love you, your wise beyond your years and i am learning to listen to you... you warned me... and i didnt listen... should have listened to bird o.o
Decided that a beach run might be nice. originally we planned to go to Santa Monica, but after much discussion, we decided to head down to Mission Viejo to this secluded little beach that I loved to hang out at. Traffic was epic... slow enough that i could have walked to the beach faster, but not until we were wayyy down the road from any notable beach.
The original plan was to get some swim trunks and go swimming. stopped at the store, didnt have anything in our size. the bunny wears 33inch waist... only had 38s or more. Niles decided to try on this skin tight pair of swim trunks that completely showed his junk over in the fitting room, thankfully there was only one family with children there. Yes little billy, that is a 19 year olds junk at eye level, too bd hes unobservant, didnt see the child 3 inches from his crotch while he was saying "does this look terrible on my ass?" poor kid nearly lost his eye......we decided to forego the shopping and enjoy the water as we were...
When we got there, it was beautiful.... the sun was hidden by a thin cloud layer, the scenery was epic. since we didnt get swim trunks at Walmart, we just went for a walk.
I being myself, decided to just go waist deep in the water and enjoy myself, eventually convincing the others to join me. We spent the evening frolicking, even Niles who is perpetually apathetic was amazed with the geography of this location. we enjoyed a good stroll along the shore. I was actually relaxing, feeling pretty good, walking bare foot along the rocks.
Eventually we made it to the main beach area, a mile down the coast... you have to cross it while heading to some of the hidden areas.... we were greeted by a very perky 3 ft tall lifeguard who came to us with a concerned look......
"you havent been in the water have you?" she bleeted like a little sheep.."why yes, me and my friends were relaxing in a small tideal pool over by those rocks!"
"oh," she said " because the water has been closed off due to contamination, you see the local sewage treetment plant had a failure in one of thier filters, and its been spilling raw sewage into the sea water, about 400 ft from this spot since yesterday" she says as she points to a huge overflow pipe spewing some very foul smelling fluids into the ocean....
"you need to shower immediately, or your going to be very sick..."
fortunately, only my lower half, just to my waistline had been submerged, no open cuts, no sores so overall i should be fine, but the rush to the shower was only eclipsed by the storming of the Nazis over the Europe.
Driving home, just heads hung low, I was stopped at the light along aliso creek road. not looking, i had my windows down, i decided to shreak "Wheeeeeee! OMG!" at the top of my lungs to explain how careless we were frolicking in the poo soup.... the girls not 2 feet from me in a bmw with the windows down decided this was some "mating" ritual that i was trying to start with them, so they followed me for 10 miles trying to catch us stopping somewhere, there were so preoccupied with 3 decent looking guys in a Mercedes Benz (us, the flamboyantly gay trio) that they nearly rear ended a rather high end Porsche as they were staring at us...
eventually they dropped chase, but my car was struggling to move, i did not stop because i didnt want to be attacked by some giddy chicks with thier coochies all reared up... we just made it to a gas station (barely) with a stall sputter of my engine as we made it to the pumps of a local mobile gas station...
this was 6 hours of failure. 2, I love you, your wise beyond your years and i am learning to listen to you... you warned me... and i didnt listen... should have listened to bird o.o
Something to tell fond stories of when you are old and senile. :)
*hugs*