YAAAY! You are back!

Yes, here I am :) How are you?

Mighty fine, thank you very much!

EXCELLENT!

One of my organs tried to kill me, it's really fucking hot in Florida... big surprise there.. an I am mostly brain dead this week.

What! What happened with your organ?

Mine was just trying to evict me.

Well, they thought it was either a Kidney stone or apendicitis ... wasn't either.. it was mesenteric Lymphadenitis .. one of my lymph glands.. was angry an made a few others angry an so on.. so I took little blue pills called Bentyl an they made everything slow down inside.. an everyone is mostly happy a again.

Damn, woman! Everyone I know is having trouble with their lymph glands!

On the bright side, of all the organs that could decide to jump ship at least it wasn't one that you need to live?
*eyes the amount of pop he drinks and fears for his kidneys....and possibly liver....and stomach....and entire digestive system as a whole* > _ >

But it's good to hear you're doing alright, all things considered. And you also sound like one of the most upbeat people I've known of so soon after such a huge surgery. X3

omg really? XD I'm in a bad mood today, too! XD

Yeah, I'm glad it's nothing really terrible. Uterus, big whoop. If that's the worst I have to deal with, I'm in good shape. Some guy I work with is going on eight months of chemo now.

But still, not being able to masturbate or have sex or do dumb things like pick up a bottle of laundry detergent is really annoying.

That's what love slav- I mean, loving boyfriends are for. :O
And if they whine even the littlest bit, oh the guilt trips you can drop on his arse!

Oh, it doesn't work on him. Sadly.

I have other minions I may abuse, fortunately

Well, that also means you cant bear children, I think that is really harsh....

I didn't want any, so I'm in good shape :)

okay then.

Cool. Welcome back to the land of the simi-health, at least! I kinda didn't comment before cause I felt like there wasn't really important enough for me to poke ma nose in your business about, but I'm glad everything worked out peachy keen.

Thanks! Me, too :)

GET ON A MESSENGER, WHINE TO ME.

REALLY, I'M LONELY HERE.

Aww, I'm sorry. I had to get offline and have an awful fight with my boyfriend.

:/

gosh, that's a big poopy.

Oh, well. It's all good.

if you say so. :U

yayyy your finally back! how are you feeling my friend?

I'm feeling pretty good, actually :) Thanks! How are you?

I'm doing fine thanks for asking, but my moniter died and now I can't go on FA very much.

oh my god O_O

*tight hug*

I'm sorry to hear that!

it's ok, I'm doing the best I can to get a new one! It may take time though...
I know my online family is probably worried about me since I was gone.

Hey! I hope you have a fast recovery and feel good soon.

Thanks! I feel alright, I just hope I heal faster!

Damn glad to hear you're back and kick'en shit!!!

Here!

I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COFFEE!!! IT LOOKS LIKE BEER SO HERE IT'S BEER!!!

It totally looks like beer XD

Just figured you could use a cold one!

wow, no more babies, that's quiet serious. I do hope you find a solution if you ever want any

I hate babies. Other people have more than enough.

I envy you... Seriously... *is trying to convince her Doctor that no, she really doesn't need her malfunctioning uterus*

Yeah, I wanted one when I was 18 but they said I was too young. Now it's causing problems, so they had to take it out.

It's hard to convince people that you actually don't really want kids.

I've been having problems since I was about... 13 or so... Still, they go 'OH! We can regulate that with drugs!' and 'Oh but you'll want kids some day!'

I think I floored my doctor the last time they said that...

"No way in Hell do I want some parasitic, body-snatching, nose-mining chest-burster!"

But yeah... with a history of endometriosis and fibroid tumors; my mother, aunt and second cousin all needing ovariohysterectomies as a result. And cancer running in the family, I really don't need something that is actively fucking itself up in my body ><

Agreed.

Mine has been tormenting me since my first period, but I never went to a gyno to find out what the problem was, so my mom just thought I was being a drama queen and playing up the pain. I went to the doctor for it for the first time this year and found out that I had fibroid growths that ended up being about the size of a football in total. They were crushing my right ovary and my kidney. So I finally went to the gyno for the first time.

At first, my gyno was like, "Oh, I can just take that out and make your periods not painful" and then he felt it.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1331.....deb0b934_o.png

mmmm I don't think so.

Anyway, I'm so happy now it's out :)

O.O .... You had Admiral Ackbar in your womb!!!

Dude, you should save that in a jar and tell people some horror story associated with it.

*huggles* I'm glad you're finally free of it. Did they do it laparoscopicly? Or did they cut you open?

It was the size of a football, so it was too large for a laparoscopic surgery. They wouldn't let me keep it, sadly. I even talked to hospital administration about it. They refused.

That was kind of depressing, but whatever.

Ah, yes, the size didn't even occur to me!

That *is* sad. I think you should have been able to keep it! They let you keep *other* things that they pull out of your body!

I know! Oh, well. It's been incinerated by now.