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100 Questions ~ Stolen from Matelk
18 years ago
1. How old will you be in five years?
~ 30, ugh. God I feel old.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
~ Melisa, she's in all three of my classes.
3. How tall are you?
~ 5'9"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
~ Being done with these fucking summer classes.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
~ Pirates 3, sucked, but was still better than the second one.
6. Who was the last person you called?
~ my mom. I'm out of tabasco sauce, dammit!
7. Who was the last person to call you?
~ not sure.
8. What was the last text message you received?
~ don't gots a cell phone no more.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
~ See above.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
~ Call. Typing with your thumbs is fucking stupid.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
~ Playing Maple Story. Lvl 28, bitches!
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
~ Divorced.
13. When did you last see your mom?
~ During the spring semester.
14. What color are your eyes?
~ Blue and green
15. What time did you wake up today?
~ Had to be in class at 8, so I prolly woke up about 7:54-7:56
16. What are you wearing right now?
~ faded painting jeans, Monster Garage t-shirt, blue bandana on my head
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
~ I fucking hate christmas music. ALL christmas music.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
~ At my computer desk with nothing to do but whatever the hell I feel like doing.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
~ Any public social setting. I hate clubs and bars and such.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
~ North. Everyone I know on here lives in new england, and I'm stuck down here in Texas.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
~ Owning and operating my own restaurant in Austin.
22. Do you tan or burn?
~ Burn.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
~ Those underground worms from that movie Tremors. That movie screwed with my mind.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
~ My dad busting his ass in the mud at Country Thunder.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
~ Here in the dorm? Just two.
26. How big is your bed?
~ Room enough for me and two young busty co-eds. If we were stacked vertically, that is.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
~ Both, but the laptop's so damn old it's too heavy to carry around.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
~ If it weren;t for the fact that I have a rommate this semester, I'd still sleep nude.
29. What color are your sheets?
~ Sheets? What are those?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
~ Just one. The others don't return my calls.
31. What is your favorite season?
~ Winter. I hate sweating.
33. What do you like about winter?
~ The cold. Mmm... blankets.
34. What do you like about the summer?
~ Scantily-clad college girls.
35. What do you like about spring?
~ Fuck spring. Allergies aren't fun.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
~ One. Lone Star State forever, bitches!
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
~ Lone Star,TX, Daingerfield,TX, Leander,TX, Killeen,TX, Huntsville,TX, Omaha,TX, Longview,TX, Gilmer,TX, Naples,TX...
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
~ Bare feet. My feet don't like to be constrained.
39. Are you a social person?
~ Nope.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
~ A giant cheeseburger and some tortilla chips.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
~ Heitmillers Steakhouse in Waco.
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
~ Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. Vanilla is for pussies.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
~ Punpkin pie ala mode
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
~ Chicken noooooooooooodle
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
~ Pear preserves. This old black lady in my hometown made some of the best I've ever had.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
~ Nope. A full meal that causes a nightlong bout of diarrhea just isn't worth it.
47. Do you like coffee?
~ Yup, with plenty of cream and sugar.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
~ At least 3 half-liter bottles.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
~ Orange juice. Every morning after I take a piss and scratch myself.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
~ The top side.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
~ Hellz yeah.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
~ ...is that an offer? o_O;
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
~ Nope. Canada sucks.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
~ If chocolate and video games are addictions, then yes.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
~ At home. Gotta have money to eat out.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
~ my favorite author, Robert Louis Stevenson
59. Do you want kids?
~ Are you kidding? Don't you have to have sex to have kids?
60. Do you speak any other languages?
~ I only speak two languages, english and bad english.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
~ Nope.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
~ Yeah, after this jackass u-turned in the middle of the fucking highway and I t-boned his stupid ass.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
~ Pool. I don't like swimming with critters.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
~ Aisle. I get motion sickness if I can see out.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
~ Yeah. .....witty retort? I got nothin.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
~ I don't like spending money, dammit.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
~ just my dogtags
68. What is your favorite TV show?
~ Futurama
69. Can you roll your tongue?
~ Sorta. I can touch the tip of my nose with it, tho.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
~ Matelk.
...oh, you meant "funny ha-ha"?
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
~ No. And anyone that does is a pervert.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
~ don't have a cell phone no mores, but it was the underwold theme from Super Mario Bros. 3
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
~ Nope. What's the point? None of them fit anymore.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
~ The bottle of Big Red I just finished chugging.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
~ Nope.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
~ If by "closet" you mean "stack of clothes on the floor", then open.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
~ The bear. At least I could see it coming, and there'd be only one.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
~ Not really, but not for a lack of trying.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
~ Sweet & sour sauce.
80. What is your favorite food?
~ Fried chicken.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
~ Why pay 15 bucks for an oil pan and 10 for the oil and do it myself when I can pay some dumbass 20 to do it for me?
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
~ Yeah, doing 75 in a 30. ^^;
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
~ Not that I can remember.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
~ Whenever I start to feel drowsy, usually right after I'm done wanking.
85. What was the last book you read?
~ "How To Draw What You See". A huge waste of time.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
~ Nope.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
~ Game Informer
89. Do you watch soap operas?
~ No way.
90. Do you dance in the car?
~ What car? I've been afoot for the better part of 2 years.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
~ Waco 100, they gave me free VIP tickets to Country Thunder where I met REBA! X3
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
~ Nobody. Don't have any framed pictures.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
~ "Don't forget to go the post office"
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
~ Apple Cinnamon
95. What is your favorite board game?
~ Strip Monopoly.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
~ Probably about... 10 years ago.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
~ Melanie Taylor. She was like... 5 or so years older than us. She got fired for having sex with students.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
~ Two weeks. One of the best summer vacations ever.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
~ My mom. She registered me to win the previously mentioned tickets.
~ 30, ugh. God I feel old.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
~ Melisa, she's in all three of my classes.
3. How tall are you?
~ 5'9"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
~ Being done with these fucking summer classes.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
~ Pirates 3, sucked, but was still better than the second one.
6. Who was the last person you called?
~ my mom. I'm out of tabasco sauce, dammit!
7. Who was the last person to call you?
~ not sure.
8. What was the last text message you received?
~ don't gots a cell phone no more.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
~ See above.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
~ Call. Typing with your thumbs is fucking stupid.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
~ Playing Maple Story. Lvl 28, bitches!
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
~ Divorced.
13. When did you last see your mom?
~ During the spring semester.
14. What color are your eyes?
~ Blue and green
15. What time did you wake up today?
~ Had to be in class at 8, so I prolly woke up about 7:54-7:56
16. What are you wearing right now?
~ faded painting jeans, Monster Garage t-shirt, blue bandana on my head
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
~ I fucking hate christmas music. ALL christmas music.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
~ At my computer desk with nothing to do but whatever the hell I feel like doing.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
~ Any public social setting. I hate clubs and bars and such.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
~ North. Everyone I know on here lives in new england, and I'm stuck down here in Texas.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
~ Owning and operating my own restaurant in Austin.
22. Do you tan or burn?
~ Burn.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
~ Those underground worms from that movie Tremors. That movie screwed with my mind.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
~ My dad busting his ass in the mud at Country Thunder.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
~ Here in the dorm? Just two.
26. How big is your bed?
~ Room enough for me and two young busty co-eds. If we were stacked vertically, that is.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
~ Both, but the laptop's so damn old it's too heavy to carry around.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
~ If it weren;t for the fact that I have a rommate this semester, I'd still sleep nude.
29. What color are your sheets?
~ Sheets? What are those?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
~ Just one. The others don't return my calls.
31. What is your favorite season?
~ Winter. I hate sweating.
33. What do you like about winter?
~ The cold. Mmm... blankets.
34. What do you like about the summer?
~ Scantily-clad college girls.
35. What do you like about spring?
~ Fuck spring. Allergies aren't fun.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
~ One. Lone Star State forever, bitches!
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
~ Lone Star,TX, Daingerfield,TX, Leander,TX, Killeen,TX, Huntsville,TX, Omaha,TX, Longview,TX, Gilmer,TX, Naples,TX...
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
~ Bare feet. My feet don't like to be constrained.
39. Are you a social person?
~ Nope.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
~ A giant cheeseburger and some tortilla chips.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
~ Heitmillers Steakhouse in Waco.
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
~ Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. Vanilla is for pussies.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
~ Punpkin pie ala mode
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
~ Chicken noooooooooooodle
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
~ Pear preserves. This old black lady in my hometown made some of the best I've ever had.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
~ Nope. A full meal that causes a nightlong bout of diarrhea just isn't worth it.
47. Do you like coffee?
~ Yup, with plenty of cream and sugar.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
~ At least 3 half-liter bottles.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
~ Orange juice. Every morning after I take a piss and scratch myself.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
~ The top side.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
~ Hellz yeah.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
~ ...is that an offer? o_O;
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
~ Nope. Canada sucks.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
~ If chocolate and video games are addictions, then yes.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
~ At home. Gotta have money to eat out.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
~ my favorite author, Robert Louis Stevenson
59. Do you want kids?
~ Are you kidding? Don't you have to have sex to have kids?
60. Do you speak any other languages?
~ I only speak two languages, english and bad english.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
~ Nope.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
~ Yeah, after this jackass u-turned in the middle of the fucking highway and I t-boned his stupid ass.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
~ Pool. I don't like swimming with critters.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
~ Aisle. I get motion sickness if I can see out.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
~ Yeah. .....witty retort? I got nothin.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
~ I don't like spending money, dammit.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
~ just my dogtags
68. What is your favorite TV show?
~ Futurama
69. Can you roll your tongue?
~ Sorta. I can touch the tip of my nose with it, tho.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
~ Matelk.
...oh, you meant "funny ha-ha"?
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
~ No. And anyone that does is a pervert.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
~ don't have a cell phone no mores, but it was the underwold theme from Super Mario Bros. 3
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
~ Nope. What's the point? None of them fit anymore.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
~ The bottle of Big Red I just finished chugging.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
~ Nope.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
~ If by "closet" you mean "stack of clothes on the floor", then open.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
~ The bear. At least I could see it coming, and there'd be only one.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
~ Not really, but not for a lack of trying.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
~ Sweet & sour sauce.
80. What is your favorite food?
~ Fried chicken.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
~ Why pay 15 bucks for an oil pan and 10 for the oil and do it myself when I can pay some dumbass 20 to do it for me?
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
~ Yeah, doing 75 in a 30. ^^;
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
~ Not that I can remember.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
~ Whenever I start to feel drowsy, usually right after I'm done wanking.
85. What was the last book you read?
~ "How To Draw What You See". A huge waste of time.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
~ Nope.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
~ Game Informer
89. Do you watch soap operas?
~ No way.
90. Do you dance in the car?
~ What car? I've been afoot for the better part of 2 years.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
~ Waco 100, they gave me free VIP tickets to Country Thunder where I met REBA! X3
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
~ Nobody. Don't have any framed pictures.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
~ "Don't forget to go the post office"
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
~ Apple Cinnamon
95. What is your favorite board game?
~ Strip Monopoly.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
~ Probably about... 10 years ago.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
~ Melanie Taylor. She was like... 5 or so years older than us. She got fired for having sex with students.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
~ Two weeks. One of the best summer vacations ever.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
~ My mom. She registered me to win the previously mentioned tickets.
