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Another haiku, a contest winner, and anime cliches
15 years ago
Am I a fool if
I believe in everything
It's a lie after all
I hit 10,000 page views and I chose a winner. I have the rough sketch down and I am getting ready to ink it. It's a secret until then. =p
So until then, what are your favorite anime/manga cliches? Assuming you like such stuff, that is...
How manly am I?
The manly meme...
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 5
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 5
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 8
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [ ] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [ ] (Shit)
40) [ ] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 8
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 9
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 18%
Aw yeah! Wait... My wife is sooooo manlier than I am.
I believe in everything
It's a lie after all
I hit 10,000 page views and I chose a winner. I have the rough sketch down and I am getting ready to ink it. It's a secret until then. =p
So until then, what are your favorite anime/manga cliches? Assuming you like such stuff, that is...
How manly am I?
The manly meme...
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 5
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 5
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 8
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [ ] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [ ] (Shit)
40) [ ] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 8
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 9
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 18%
Aw yeah! Wait... My wife is sooooo manlier than I am.
They are just like all of us.
Except they eat brains.
she is gone
unless I eat here tomorrow
The manly meme...
01) [x ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x ] You carry a wallet
03) [x ] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x ] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 8
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [x ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 10
Do you shop at:
21) [x ] Home Depot
22) [x ] Lowe's
23) [x ] Big and Tall men's stores (short and fat stores)
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 13
Do you say:
31) [x ] Son
32) [x ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x ] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x ] It's just a scratch (Actually I say "It's Only A Flesh Wound!")
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [x ] That's not how you do it.
39) [x ] (Shit) piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat
40) [ ] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 19
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [x ] Playboy (I like all the pretty women, what can I say?)
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 20
the young lady that was my waitress, her shift ended shortly after she seated me. I wanted enough time to write it down and give it to her, but she didn't speak English (beyond coke or tea)
and unfortunately I moved shortly after that
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